Uncivil War IX - Woodlands Golf Club, Friday 17th February 2023

[LeftyHoges]

Welcome to the 9th instalment of the Uncivil War!!!!

Bafflingly, the scoreline somehow sits at 5-3 to the Union. The Confederates will be looking to get one back here for the chance to level the scores at 5-5 after next years MASSIVE showdown! But let's not get too far ahead, the sides for this years stoush are as follows:

Confederates	Union
Joes (Captain)	Bushy (Captain)
LeftyHoges	Ron Burgundy
3PuttPete	DCanto
wbennett	AndyP
monsta	SundayHack
Kev	Courty
Pickles	benno_r
BobsYourUncle	Shazza_rs
Davo	Peter_rs
Slug	Dotty

The Captains have done the draw, and the smack has already been lobbed from the cheap seats. Match-ups for Uncivil War IX are as follows:



Action will kick off with the first group out at 10:36am.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!!

[LeftyHoges]

Shirts are ordered and away we go.

$30 to me please, no mad rush for payment here as there's enough to cover the payment in the VIC Champs account, but please don't dick around for too long.

The Confederate Army will be wearing this:



The Union Army will be wearing this:


And before you say anything, I couldn't give two flying ****s that they're both predominantly Navy.

If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Or do let it hit you, I don't care.

[3Puttpete]

Paid

[Dotty]

Ditto.

[AndyP]

I've paid for the navy one.

[LeftyHoges]

I've paid for the navy one.

You're in luck!

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[3Puttpete]

I've paid for the navy one.

The navy ones are always for sale

[BUSHY]

I've paid for the navy one.

Medium or large?


Paid Nick

[AndyP]

Medium or large?

I'll get that surprise when I receive it.

[LeftyHoges]

We are still one Confederate soldier shy of being full at 10-apiece. If anyone knows anyone / has any friends that would be interested in playing please ask the question.

[Toxic]

We are still one Confederate soldier shy of being full at 10-apiece. If anyone knows anyone / has any friends that would be interested in playing please ask the question.

Date?Course?Cost?

[SundayHack]

Date?Course?Cost?

Date:17 Feb. Course: Woodlands. Cost: No idea, just make it happen. Best day on the golf calendar.

[3Puttpete]

Bring snot blocks

[LeftyHoges]

Date?Course?Cost?

Date:17 Feb. Course: Woodlands. Cost: No idea, just make it happen. Best day on the golf calendar.

All of this. $215. Unless you have a reciprocal arrangement with Woodlands and your home track.

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[BobsYourUncle]

What's the format?

[3Puttpete]

Single stab matchplay. 1 point beats a wipe.

[Toxic]

All of this. $215. Unless you have a reciprocal arrangement with Woodlands and your home track. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk

Tee time?Give me till Friday arvo to confirm I'm keenTrouble is I have been called for jury duty starting 15th Feb.Bigger issue is I have Corporate golf day Rich River 15thVictoria 21stRosebud 22ndSo jury duty needs to fxxx off. However I've deferred it twice already

[LeftyHoges]

What's the format?

Single stab matchplay. 1 point beats a wipe.

And 4B matchplay also.

Play your stableford, have more than 32 points and you'll beat any of those useless Unionists.

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[LeftyHoges]

Tee time?Give me till Friday arvo to confirm I'm keenTrouble is I have been called for jury duty starting 15th Feb.Bigger issue is I have Corporate golf day Rich River 15thVictoria 21stRosebud 22ndSo jury duty needs to fxxx off. However I've deferred it twice already

First group will likely be off 10.28am.

Wow, what a rota you've got lined up there. Woodlands would top it right off, lol.

No problems with letting me know Friday bud.

You wouldn't happen to be an L or XL shirt size by any chance?

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[Toxic]

L when I was 12
XL when I was 18

Now XXL and growing

[WBennett]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests

[3Puttpete]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests

Punchable is one word

[LeftyHoges]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests

Punchable is one word

The extremely punchable-faced bloke is right.

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[SundayHack]

The extremely punchable-faced bloke is right. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk

You two joining up to conspire against 3pp, that would be a first.

[LeftyHoges]

You two joining up to conspire against 3pp, that would be a first.

And when he misses the last thing we say to him, yet still claims he was dudded we'll have to hear about it for the next 3 years.

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[Ron Burgundy]

And 4B matchplay also.Play your stableford, have more than 32 points and you'll beat any of those useless Unionists. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk

How did having more than 32 points work out for you last time?