OK. I'll do it, even though I will offer no opinions of cricket because I do not wish to reopen old wounds.

Here's a new thread for the new season.

The one thing I'll offer about today's play is how would you like to have been Naseem Shah today? You are 16, playing your first test, and your first ball is from Mitchell Starc hurling it down at 145k and looking for a hat trick. Welcome to test cricket, young man.