WAnker Champs - 2016 Official Results&Pics Page

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 01:51 PM

Well, well, well. Another great champs weekend has come and gone but still the same things keep happening.

Fit talks
Ashes falls over
Ashes moon walks like it's 1983
Canuck makes games on the fly that only he can win
Yoss is still a very attractive homo
Simmsy is still a home town hero
Shadesy is still the love child of Ned

Well done to all the lads for making the effort, especially Lefty, thanks champ you are the greatest! Adlo thank you for your return and also TourFit, you cop a fair bit mate but it is good to have you back around the place, thanks very much.

So lets go through the scores -
Lets start back on Friday where we introduced a great new style of ambrose event for us, not great for the low cappers, but **** them! they're already good at golf what do we care.

Teams of 3 -
Simmsy - 39
Shadesy - 36
Adlo - 36
Team - 80

JC - 30
Fit - 37
Ashes - 43
Team - 83

Lefty - 33
IDGG - 40
GK - 41
Team - 84 - Winner Winner

Sat 1st round of champs was played at Meadow Springs -
1. Shadesy - 36
2. Lefty - 33
3. JC - 30
4. IDGG - 30
5. GK - 29
6. Ashes - 28
7. Tourfit - 25
8. Adlo - 25
9. Yoss - 23
Last - Simmsy - 19

- I submitted an official WD from the event but wasn't allowed.

Sun 2nd round of champs was played at Shadesy's home track of Mandurah CC -
1. Shadesy - 41
2. IDGG - 39
3. Adlo - 38
4. Tourfit - 35
5. Simmsy - 33
6. GK - 32
7. Lefty - 32
8. Yoss - 31
9. Ashes - 29
Last - JC - 27

So, even Ashes could work out the winner here with his math genius, Shadesy romped it in for his 2nd Victory at this event. Well done mate!!
Final Standings -

1. Shadesy - 77
2. IDGG - 69
3. Lefty - 65
4. Adlo - 63
5. GK - 61
6. TourFit - 60
7. Ashes - 57
8. JC - 57
9. Yoss - 54
NAGA - Simmsy - 52

GROSS Scoreboard for top 3 -
1. Lefty - 154
2. Shadesy - 156 (Humble 10 capper, my left nut)
3. JC - 162

Monday was played at Lake Karrinyup, i can't remember the scores except for Yoss who had 42 points.

Thanks again to all the lads, truly was an awesome weekend, with pretty good weather apart from a cold Friday.
MANY, MANY thanks must be given to COURTY for his spreadsheeting genius! makes the weekend so much easier having your skills on call mate! thank you very much from all of us.
As most are aware, the GSM trophy has found a new permanent home somewhere, so thanks to the great man MONSTA, he is currently working on a new trophy for us to hold dear to our WAnker ways. This will be presented to Shadesy, by Shadeslina in coming weeks once it arrives.

thanks again, and any photos of Ashes can be posted down below.

Kalgoorlie'17!

Edit - some items may not be sfw.
But if that's something you need to worry about maybe you shouldn't be on the ****ing forum during work time anyway!

**Ashes** · 3rd May 2016 01:58 PM

Nice work Simms.

**Shadesy** · 3rd May 2016 02:19 PM

As much as it was close with best gross (actually got Lefty thinking about it around the last 5 holes as well), he shot 153.

And I'm a humble 8 Capper. Played to Cap on Saturday.

What a great weekend.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 02:21 PM

What cap were u given on Saturday?

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**Shadesy** · 3rd May 2016 02:22 PM

Super Effort from Adlo to finish 4th.

Also Yoss is the Inaugaral Quiz Champion. Was Fantastically organised by by the Canuck. Well done, some great questions and some even better answers.... Ashes.

**Shadesy** · 3rd May 2016 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by simmsy

What cap were u given on Saturday?

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Weren't you scoring? I was very busy with scoring the split 6's which was flawless you will have to agree.

Slope gave me 9.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 02:24 PM

It was hey.
Such good comeback from him

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**LeftyHoges** · 3rd May 2016 02:24 PM

153 gross for me mate, but, ya know, whatever.

Shamone!!!

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 02:24 PM

Same Cap as Yoss but beat him by 9

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**Ashes** · 3rd May 2016 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Shadesy

Super Effort from Adlo to finish 4th.

38pts after 5 years in the wilderness?!?! Amazing.

**LeftyHoges** · 3rd May 2016 02:43 PM

My "The Cut" moment for this year. Not nearly as impressive.

**Shadesy** · 3rd May 2016 02:54 PM

It was 3 holes in!

**Ashes** · 3rd May 2016 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by LeftyHoges

My "The Cut" moment for this year. Not nearly as impressive.

Beats being embedded in an 80* slope, just 2 feet off the fairway.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:35 PM

Ashby on 1 at Mandurah CC

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**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:38 PM

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**Shadesy** · 3rd May 2016 03:38 PM

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It was at this moment that Ashes realised he wouldn't go legit.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:39 PM

https://vimeo.com/165102509

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**LeftyHoges** · 3rd May 2016 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by simmsy

Ashby on 1 at Mandurah CC

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Maybe it's just me, but this looked far worse from the tee.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:42 PM

https://vimeo.com/165102760

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**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:46 PM

https://vimeo.com/165102960

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**Lagerlover** · 3rd May 2016 03:47 PM

NSFW warning would've been nice..

**Lagerlover** · 3rd May 2016 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Lagerlover

NSFW warning would've been nice..

That, and an interpreter... What is that accent, Northern Tasmanian?

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:48 PM

https://vimeo.com/165103142

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**Yossarian** · 3rd May 2016 03:50 PM

Like.

**simmsy** · 3rd May 2016 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Lagerlover

NSFW warning would've been nice..

Maybe you need to doing work instead of worrying about this then.

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