Golfing questions you have never asked before

[Yossarian]

Asking the big questions here.

My hairline is below par. Currently sitting at 'birdie' and heading towards 'eagle'... the bald kind.

Lel, I am nudging towards birdie.

Mind blown.

Yoss delivers.

It’s like a spell in cricket.

Or calling someone a pin head when implying they have a small head, when in reality a pin head is massively wide compared to the pin body.