News of the Day

[Grunt]

Ohh!

[sms316]

Hey Casula is not that bad, is only a suburb or 2 from here.

It's not referred to as the Cross Roads for nothing.

[AndyP]

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

Who knew that rum could be used in emergency situations?

[dc68]

It normally causes them.

[markTHEblake]

That is obviously why Eags always has a rum handy.

[poidda]

The do-gooders win again!
http://www.news.com.au/comments/0,23...7961-2,00.html

[sms316]

Jesus Christ!



AN eight-year-old boy was kept chained in his cellar by his cannibal family while they skinned and ate parts of him a grotesque cannibal orgy.
Sobbing Ondrej Mauerova was rescued alive when a neighbour�s TV picked up footage from a camera filming his agony, a court in the Czech Republic has heard.

He had been partially skinned after monstrous mum Klara, 31, caged him for months while relatives who were also in a sick cult feasted on his raw flesh, an appalled judge was told yesterday.

The mum wept in a Czech court as her evil was exposed in a case echoing the Fritzl dungeon horror in Austria.

Go to our killers, cannibals and their victims special gallery

Ondrej and his helpless brother Jakub, nine, were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables as they were ritually Tortured, Burnt and Whipped with belts.

Their life of hell only ended when a neighbour in the city of Brno bought a CCTV baby monitor.

Instead of pictures of his newborn he was confronted by live images of Ondrej naked in the cellar � beaten and chained.

Cops swooped on the house next door and also freed a girl posing as an adopted sister aged 13 and clutching a teddy.

She later turned out to be 34 - and one of the torturers. The boys� mum accused the woman - fellow cult member Barbora Skrlova � of brainwashing her. She wailed: "Terrible things have happened. I realise it and can�t understand how I could have allowed it."

The court in her home city heard the abuse of her children was co-ordinated via text messages sent by a leader of the Grail Movement cult - who was known only as the "Doctor".

Her sister Katerina was also involved.

The abuse trial of the boys� mum, another relative and their bogus sister Skrlova - who fled and was later found posing as a boy in Norway - continues.

Three others also face charges.

[poidda]

Jesus Christ!

Different cult I think?!?!

[markTHEblake]

yeah, why didnt he say Adolf Hitler, or Idi Amin or someone like that.

[PeteyD]

Or Mark the Blake!

[sms316]

This guy must have been legless...

Motorists on a far north Queensland highway had to swerve to avoid a motorised wheelchair being driven by a man who blew more than six times the blood alcohol limit.

Police found the 64-year-old allegedly asleep at the controls in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns at 10am (AEST) last Friday.

A passing patrol officer noticed the man slumped in the wheelchair and, concerned for his health and safety, returned to assist.

Officers breathalysed the man when they smelt alcohol on him.

He blew .301, more than six times the legal limit.

He told police he was intending to travel 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway.

"We'll allege he placed himself in a very dangerous situation," Far Northern Region Traffic Coordinator Inspector Bob Waters said.

"People should be aware that drink-driving laws cover these kinds of vehicles, but also others like horses and bicycles.

The man was issued with a Notice to Appear at Cairns Magistrates Court on July 7.

[Courty]

This guy must have been legless...

Hehe. I've seen this guy on the roads before. The news is not surprising, he's a deadset grub.

[PeteyD]

so how is your dad county?

[Courty]

so how is your dad county?

Still drying out in the lockup.

[sms316]

Queenslander!!!!

A 46-year-old grandmother says she was "dumbfounded" when she was told she had naturally conceived identical triplets in a "one-in-10-million" event.

Janelle Perry and husband Robert welcomed their three sons - Cooper, Kyle and Jordan - at Brisbane's Mater Mother's Hospital last Thursday.

Mrs Perry, of Logan, south of Brisbane, is now a mother-of-eight. She has four children in their 20s from another marriage, while she and Robert also have a four-year-old daughter, Rebecca.

She also is a grandmother of two children.

Mrs Perry, who turns 47 next week, said she had given up on having another child after doctors gave her a five per cent chance of conceiving naturally following two years of trying with no luck.

But in a unusual conversation, daughter Rebecca predicted the triplet pregnancy a month before doctors broke the news to the new parents, telling her mother she had three babies in her tummy - one for mummy, one for daddy and one for her.

"I said: No I haven't got three babies in there'," Mrs Perry told AAP.

"She kept saying: `Yes you have, yes you have, there's one for all of us'."
She said she and her husband were "shocked" to hear of her rare pregnancy.
"We were hoping for one and got blessed with three," she said.

" ... I don't think it will sink in until they're actually home.

"I think it will be 24/7."

Crane operator Mr Perry has taken 12 months' paternity leave to help out at home.

[Jarro]

What a lovely story

[sms316]

If she keeps going, she will be able to start her own league team. Call them the Boncos.

[AndyP]

Is it three separate children or the one kid with three heads?

[Eag's]

If she keeps going, she will be able to start her own league team. Call them the Boncos.

You will have to try harder than that dude, that was weak as piss

[sms316]

You will have to try harder than that dude, that was weak as piss

Yeah I know.

At least she is about to score $15,000. She'd nearly be able to buy a house in Logan for that sort of cash.

[Courty]

Is it three separate children or the one kid with three heads?

Nah. They're from Logan, not Ipswich.

[Jarro]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

[sms316]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

Disgracefull. No doubt she is a "victim".

[Jarro]

Victim of what ? Living in Canberra !!

[sms316]

Nobody seems to be responsible for any of their own actions these days.

Ainslie is full of derros and arty types. Think Ipswich, but not as nice.