News of the Day

[goughy]

I'm taking my chances here 'cause I haven't bothered to read the other posts

Don't forget, now your kid had to invite the entire grade to their birthday party! How does cake to 100 sound???
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080630/...den_party_snub

[sms316]

Oh dear...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012895,00.html

[dc68]

Those blokes must feel like the NSW Origin team.....

[PeteyD]

And his name is Dr Rooney?

[Jarro]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

[sms316]

My ex wife was a bit of a starfish. Maybe they could hook up?

[sms316]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012895,00.html

[sms316]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=594164

[Eag's]

Are you Oz Golf's Bruce Page all of a sudden sms316 ?

[sms316]

Has Jarro been to Darlinghurst?

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

[Courty]

This guy must have been legless...

Motorists on a far north Queensland highway had to swerve to avoid a motorised wheelchair being driven by a man who blew more than six times the blood alcohol limit.

Police found the 64-year-old allegedly asleep at the controls in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns at 10am (AEST) last Friday.

A passing patrol officer noticed the man slumped in the wheelchair and, concerned for his health and safety, returned to assist.

Officers breathalysed the man when they smelt alcohol on him.

He blew .301, more than six times the legal limit.

He told police he was intending to travel 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway.

"We'll allege he placed himself in a very dangerous situation," Far Northern Region Traffic Coordinator Inspector Bob Waters said.

"People should be aware that drink-driving laws cover these kinds of vehicles, but also others like horses and bicycles.

The man was issued with a Notice to Appear at Cairns Magistrates Court on July 7.

He had his hearing yesterday.

[sms316]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=595038

[sms316]

One for Fishy...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

[3oneday]

One for Fishy...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

knowing my luck I would get some drunk farting fat chick wearing a Broncos jersey as a G String

[sms316]

knowing my luck I would get some drunk farting fat chick wearing a Broncos jersey as a G String

The drunk fat chick would be bad enough, but the Broncos jersey tips it over the edge.

[markTHEblake]

One for Fishy...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

I have no desire to see Fishy doing that !

[sms316]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001028,00.html

[3oneday]

There is no way in the world one person could drink 27 cases of beer a week ? and live ?

[sms316]

There is no way in the world one person could drink 27 cases of beer a week ? and live ?

243 litres of beer a week. He'd have more beer in his blood than blood.

[Bruce]

The calculation seems very dodgy, even at inflated territory prices.

I defy any human being to drink 30 litres of anything in a single day, let alone beer.

[sms316]

Assuming he works for 8 hours a day over 5 days (and doesn't drink while at work), and sleeps for 8 hours a night, that leaves 72 hours for the week.

27 slabs = 648 stubbies. 648 stubbies divided by 72 hours = 9 stubbies an hour.

The guy is either superman, or has lied under oath.

[Jarro]

Perci could cover that

[PeteyD]

I was just wondering if it was Perci.

[perci]

Clowns!




So if he drinks that much how come he only went .06?

[sms316]

Clowns!




So if he drinks that much how come he only went .06?

Must have nailed him just after he woke up.