My finest hour...I finally conquered this game

[dc68]

You wanker.

[Fishman Dan]

GGF COAT.

(ditto).

[Johnny Canuck]

You make it sound like you were pleasantly surprised.... not that there's anything wrong with that!

more like disappointed. i actually pictured him looking like the comic book guy from the simpsons. i got the impression that he would be the type to sit and home, alone, eating frozen dinners on a little tv table watching non-stop porn,

never thought of the blonde, shane warne/watson type.

[Johnny Canuck]

Wow, in the time it takes to write a five line email, there is another full page of posts. Best thread ever!

[3oneday]

Wow, in the time it takes to write a five line email,

you gotta start making em shorter Johnny

[Jarro]

I'll see if i can dig up a more recent picture off Google.

Just give me a few minutes ........

[Courty]

never thought of the blonde, shane warne/watson type.

More like a pudgy older version of Michael Clarke.

[markTHEblake]

You received one vote and I believe Blakey was miles in front when Andeesoftcock pulled it offline

Wota Wanker - Golfer69 was miles in front

[Grunt]

Reckon I could have polled a few.

[3oneday]

Reckon I could have polled a few.

yeah yeah, mememe



c'mon boys, fire this up a little please

[Moe Norman]

more like disappointed. i actually pictured him looking like the comic book guy from the simpsons. i got the impression that he would be the type to sit and home, alone, eating frozen dinners on a little tv table watching non-stop porn,

never thought of the blonde, shane warne/watson type.

mostly spot on mate, you just got his looks wrong

[Scottt]

No need for any of that stuff - I'm always on the lookout for this type of thread. Blokes bignoting without a valid reason is my speciality.

Just stumbled on yhis thread while searching for something else and saw this post. Made me laugh, in light of recent events!

[Webster]

Great thread. Where is Scarfie? Did he turn pro?

[Jarro]

Great thread. Where is Scarfie? Did he turn pro?

Last i heard he was moving to Melbourne so he could fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a hitman

[Yossarian]

I shot even par around freo public. Does that count?

[Tongueboy]

that was entertaining

[zigwah]

so it wasnt just me then, you wankers

[Ned]

Last i heard he was moving to Melbourne so he could fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a hitman

When he grows up ?

[3oneday]

so it wasnt just me then, you wankers

Which part ?

[Chris32]

I shot par on saturday at my local Par 3 course, have I finally conquered this game....

[Yossarian]

Was it a comp?

[KristianJ]

I shot par on saturday at my local Par 3 course, have I finally conquered this game....

If I'm anything to go by, probably not. About 3 weeks ago I shot -2 at what is effectively a par 3 course with a few short par 4s, and besides a 79 last Monday, haven't gotten anywhere near 85 in the 4 rounds I played since on par 71/72 courses. Granted, they were somewhat windswept rounds, but my conquering was quite short lived.

May it be different for you by all means, but don't get too optimistic, so to speak.

[Chris32]

Was it a comp?

Nah, social round...

I had some time to kill while the other half got her hair done, so I thought I'd play the local par 3, haven't played it for about 10 years. Highlights included 3 birdies, one of which was almost a hole in one (hit the pin in the cup and jumped out to about 6 ft) When I was tallying up the scorecard I was even par, and I thought of the famous scarfie thread - time to rejoice - I had conquered the game

[Peter]

What a classic thread!

[Peter]

This one, Jack?