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    Default The multi word, pointless, makes no sense at all thread

    Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
    You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

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    nutball ever lasting gobsmacker
    flyblown underdacker





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    It's in the way that you use it. It comes and it goes.

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    jesus

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    I got stopped by a lady cop
    In my automobile
    She said get out and spead your legs
    And then she tried to cop a feel
    That cop she was all dressed in blue
    Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
    She stuck my butt with her big black stick
    I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
    Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
    On her crotch so very warm
    I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
    Proppin' her up on the black and white
    Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
    I swatted her like no swat team can
    Turned a cherry pie right into jam
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    The human head weighs 8 pounds.

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    rockin' to the beat of the fabulous forum
    my lakers i adore 'em
    blush my lady when i tell her
    that i do indeed love to smell her
    sopping wet your pink umbrella
    do the dog with isabella
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    Milli Vanilli paid us in hair extensions and bicycle shorts.

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    Went off and got some hair cuts
    Lookin' wild & got all drugged up
    Hopped a train into the night
    Got a ride with a transvestite
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    Too much like hard work.
    I'm back.

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    mmmmmm Erotic Cakes





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    What the?
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    Keep your smutty erotic fiction posts for another forum thanks, Fish.

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    If it gets through American entertainment censors, surely it's ok for our eyes.
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    Put the lotion in the basket

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    You seem very good at this thread Jack

    Now for the no sense at all

    Fishy is fine golfer and master of wit

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    Quote Originally Posted by terryand View Post
    Fishy is fine golfer and master f wit

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    you talking to me?

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    Chew talkin to me?
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    Why is it so?

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    Glass and a half.
    I'm back.

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    And as we wind on down the road
    Our shadows taller than our soul
    There walks a lady we all know
    Who shines white light and wants to know
    How everything still turns to gold
    And if you listen very hard
    The tune will come to you at last
    When all are one and one is all
    To be a rock and not to roll
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    Our shadows taller than our soul

    Small soul?
    I'm back.

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    R-sole
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Touche'
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