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    Default Would you play better dressed as a clown.

    I think it would help me with my putting and short game.

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    Shall I organise one for this weekend?

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    the large shoes make putting more difficult, but are stable in bunkers





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    Something like this ?


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    I did try pants less once... seemed to work well!
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    Haha I can tell that is you and I don't mean from the waist down but the grip

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    hahaha thats the worst part about it mate!! the grip gives it away!!
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    Like this clown ...

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    Spotted Ferret trialing this:






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    An L emblem on the vest.

    It must be from LeftyHoges' designer range.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oncewasagolfer View Post
    Haha I can tell that is you and I don't mean from the waist down but the grip
    I could tell from the 12-inch wide calves. Mint is a nuggety bastard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    An L emblem on the vest.

    It must be from LeftyHoges' designer range.
    God damn it. I just knew I would be mentioned in this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    I could tell from the 12-inch wide calves. Mint is a nuggety bastard.



    God damn it. I just knew I would be mentioned in this thread...

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    Dufner already has the hairstyle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozbrother View Post
    Dufner already has the hairstyle.
    So does Miguel Angel Jiminez.

    Ooops. Sorry, I'm confusing clowns with carnies.
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    I am picking up a putter tomorrow from a costume hire shop. Told the seller that I should grab a clowns outfit to match my putting ability.

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    [QUOTE=LeftyHoges;1021494]I could tell from the 12-inch wide calves. Mint is a nuggety bastard.

    hey i still haven't had my last growth spurt!
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    I didn't even notice the calves, because I couldn't get past those tight buns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    I didn't even notice the calves, because I couldn't get past those tight buns.
    Pro homo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by titleist View Post
    Shall I organise one for this weekend?
    Whatever you get, it's gotta be good to be better than my planned ensembles!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by liptout View Post
    Whatever you get, it's gotta be good to be better than my planned ensembles!!
    I haven't given ensembles as a thought, although there is a temptation to bring the Blakey group buy ugly strides out for Moss Vale. Friday forecast of 19* means that'll be the day where I'm most likely to go something other than shorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    An L emblem on the vest.

    It must be from LeftyHoges' designer range.
    I'd expect a more creative and hip logo - may I suggest an adaptation of the following?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KristianJ View Post
    I'd expect a more creative and hip logo - may I suggest an adaptation of the following?
    I really quite like that.
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    Are those colours alright together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    Are those colours alright together?
    They wouldn't be my first choice but properly accessorised they could work, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    Are those colours alright together?
    Brown and mustard, you think?


 

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