The not cricket thread

[Yossarian]

Team needs more Marsh.

[3Puttpete]

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[Hatchman]

Team needs more players that can bat.

[AndyP]

Team needs more Warner.

[markTHEblake]

They need a night watchman who doesnt try to slide one down to third man through the non vacant 3rd slip positon.

They need Jason Gillespie. Dont they coach to play a straight bat anymore.

[LeftyHoges]

This is what a stroke looks like.

[Dotty]

This is what a stroke looks like.

I thought it was my number of putts at any Vic champs.

[virge666]

They need a night watchman who doesnt try to slide one down to third man through the non vacant 3rd slip positon.
They need Jason Gillespie. Dont they coach to play a straight bat anymore.

Bit harsh on a wicket that was sniping in and low all afternoon.
Was crap footwork.. but he had also been on his feet all day in the WA Sun.. and bowling twenty plus odd overs.

Looking at the Aussies.. the footwork just isnt there. Smith has always been weird, but some others just dont move to the ball.

[markTHEblake]

Bit harsh on a wicket that was sniping in and low all afternoon. Was crap footwork.. but he had also been on his feet all day in the WA Sun.. and bowling twenty plus odd overs.

He didnt edge it. he hit it off the middle with an open face. Dunno what he was thinking, but that looked very deliberate.

He deserves harsh after saying post match "... apart from that we are happy with the week."

[3Puttpete]

The score doesn’t matter. Cricket is about how you feel you went.

[Yossarian]

Tests don’t really get going until after lunch on day [emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]]].

Agreed

[Kelsey86]

The score doesn’t matter. Cricket is about how you feel you went.

*English cricket

[Hatchman]

The score doesn’t matter. Cricket is about how you feel you went.

That sounds very much like a team that gets spanked talk.

[qbnchopper]

You're right Yoss - It was "not cricket" ....