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    Default Golfing questions you have never asked before

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    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?

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    From which way, or both?

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    if some balls (golf) spin more than others off irons, will they fly higher?

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    With the dimple patterns on a golf ball is there a spin direction that gets the best perfermance out of the ocillating ball? Like when you pure s golf shaft for best stability in the bend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
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    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?
    Cant see why not, just scr and slope accordingly.

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    Why does the expression "under par" have negative connotations everywhere but golf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Why does the expression "under par" have negative connotations everywhere but golf.
    Asking the big questions here.

    My hairline is below par. Currently sitting at 'birdie' and heading towards 'eagle'... the bald kind.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Why does the expression "under par" have negative connotations everywhere but golf.
    Mind blown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Why does the expression "under par" have negative connotations everywhere but golf.
    It’s like a spell in cricket.

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    Do you breathe in or out on your backswing? 😁
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    Will there be AA and GA pamphlets on the tables at the 2020 Vic Champs?
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    What tee should the hermaphrodites play from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by henno View Post
    Asking the big questions here.

    My hairline is below par. Currently sitting at 'birdie' and heading towards 'eagle'... the bald kind.
    Lel, I am nudging towards birdie.

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    Mind blown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    It’s like a spell in cricket.
    Or calling someone a pin head when implying they have a small head, when in reality a pin head is massively wide compared to the pin body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
    I'll start

    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?
    Only if your playing off the same Tee still.
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
    I'll start

    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?
    Any advantage you can get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
    I'll start

    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?
    And which change room do you use?
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

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    Does anyone know where I can source sandbags at a good price?
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Does anyone know where I can source sandbags at a good price?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Nemo View Post
    NQ.
    Judging by his avatar, I think they are all being used and none are for sale.




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    Fnq?

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    Actually North Sydney is the place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
    If you get a sex change do you keep your current handicap?
    i heard they put it in a jar, so you can keep it on your shelf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Or calling someone a pin head when implying they have a small head, when in reality a pin head is massively wide compared to the pin body.
    Gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Or calling someone a pin head when implying they have a small head, when in reality a pin head is massively wide compared to the pin body.
    Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become a Masters champion..... It looks like a mirac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!


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    Well that is the best comeback I've yet seen


 

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