2020 VIC Champs 13-17 Feb - Come to ME, Mountain - SW VIC

[LeftyHoges]

From the people who brought you other great drunken 4AM ideas such as...

Ummmm.....

Errrr.......

Potato Parcel....?

Vacuum Shoes....?

Licki Brush....?

Comes the 2020 VIC Champs edition in the wonderful, the magnetic, the what-the-****-is-that?!?! home of LeftyHoges, South West Victoria!!!

Dates locked in for 13 - 17 Feb, 2020.

OZgolf VIC Champs 2020 Course Itinerary (Costs are rough at this stage)

Thursday
Heywood Golf Club - The course where I first learnt to throw a club. Ahhhh, memories....
3PM tee-off
$20.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee

Friday
Warrnambool Golf Club[/B][/B] - Home of current world no. 17 Marc Leishman, who I beat once in a schoolboys tournament, and have been riding to death ever since.[B][B]
12.30PM tee-off from the first
28 spots booked
$49 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee + $5 push cart
Carts $40 for anyone with medical cert.

Saturday
Portland Golf Club - The course where I currently throw my clubs. I'm better at it now too.
12.30PM tee-off, shotgun start
$20.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee + $10 Comp fee

Sunday

Port Fairy Golf Links - My highest individual honour in golf, 2009 Club Champion
8AM tee-off
$45.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
No Carts (pull buggies available)

Monday
Cobden Golf Club - Not really meaningful, I just like this place, and it's on the way back to Melbourne.
Maybe 9AM start?
$20 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee

Accommodation:
Portland Bay Lodge
$40 per person per night

Chosen because we can be as loud as humanly ****ing possible.

Come one, come all to the weirdest VIC Champs yet!

 

BSB: 303-092
Acc no. 4959945
Acc Name: Nicholas D Hoggan

[Peppas]

We can definitely accommodate you Peps, for sure....

Thanks mate, I'm in for Thurs - Sun. Pullcarts for me as well.

[WBennett]

Welcome back Peps. New Favourite!

[Peppas]

Welcome back Peps. New Favourite!

Im busting open the naga market you mean

[Ferrins]

Long drive fav

[WBennett]

Im busting open the naga market you mean

It's currently me, Dotty and Jono.Welcome

[LeftyHoges]

It's currently me, Dotty and Jono.Welcome

Johnno...

[WBennett]

It's like Peps and Dotty. I can't tell them apart

[Captain Nemo]

It's like Peps and Dotty. I can't tell them apart

well your a 1/2 Witt if you can’t.....

[WBennett]

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[Johnno]

It's like Peps and Dotty. I can't tell them apart

I wish you were talking about our salaries rather then our identical looks

[LeftyHoges]

Extremely random if anyone does, but DOES ANYONE have Feelzy's contact details? Number, email, carrier pigeon, anything???

[LeftyHoges]

For those idiots who wish to play 36 @ PF on Sunday arvo, it'll be an extra $35 for the second 18.

For those smart people who wish to sit on the deck and enjoy themselves, they're getting 2 bottles of Morgan's for our Christmas in a Cup celebrations / commiserations.

How can you not love country tracks???

[SundayHack]

For those idiots who wish to play 36 @ PF on Sunday arvo, it'll be an extra $35 for the second 18.

For those smart people who wish to sit on the deck and enjoy themselves, they're getting 2 bottles of Morgan's for our Christmas in a Cup celebrations / commiserations.

How can you not love country tracks???

You know where I’ll be. That’s what you call going above and beyond.

[Pickles]

For those idiots who wish to play 36 @ PF on Sunday arvo, it'll be an extra $35 for the second 18.

For those smart people who wish to sit on the deck and enjoy themselves, they're getting 2 bottles of Morgan's for our Christmas in a Cup celebrations / commiserations.

How can you not love country tracks???

What are the plans for getting to and from the course then??

[3Puttpete]

You know where I’ll be. That’s what you call going above and beyond.

We really have an obligation to be good guests and ensure they haven’t wasted their money.

[BUSHY]

We really have an obligation to be good guests and ensure they haven’t wasted their money.

How much can I have after 9 holes?

[3Puttpete]

How much can I have after 9 holes?

None. It’s a post round deck appointment

[LeftyHoges]

What are the plans for getting to and from the course then??

Mr Court and / or Mr Reed.

Good blokes.

[3Puttpete]

Mr Court and / or Mr Reed.Good blokes.

We might need to borrow one of them 😜

[benno_r]

We might need to borrow one of them

I have heard they are both exceptionally cheap, and easy.

[BUSHY]

None. It’s a post round deck appointment

Not if it’s all gone first??

[3Puttpete]

Not if it’s all gone first??

You’re on a collision course with the deck committee and have no past champion’s exemption to fall back on when you want it.

[SundayHack]

You’re on a collision course with the deck committee and have no past champion’s exemption to fall back on when you want it.

Sounds like the deck committee have spoken

[LeftyHoges]

Do I need to order a 3rd bottle???

[3Puttpete]

I have heard they are both exceptionally cheap, and easy.

Right in my wheelhouse