2020 VIC Champs 13-17 Feb - Come to ME, Mountain - SW VIC

[LeftyHoges]

From the people who brought you other great drunken 4AM ideas such as...

Ummmm.....

Errrr.......

Potato Parcel....?

Vacuum Shoes....?

Licki Brush....?

Comes the 2020 VIC Champs edition in the wonderful, the magnetic, the what-the-****-is-that?!?! home of LeftyHoges, South West Victoria!!!

Dates locked in for 13 - 17 Feb, 2020.

OZgolf VIC Champs 2020 Course Itinerary (Costs are rough at this stage)

Thursday
Heywood Golf Club - The course where I first learnt to throw a club. Ahhhh, memories....
3PM tee-off
$20.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee

Friday
Warrnambool Golf Club[/B][/B] - Home of current world no. 17 Marc Leishman, who I beat once in a schoolboys tournament, and have been riding to death ever since.[B][B]
12.30PM tee-off from the first
28 spots booked
$49 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee + $5 push cart
Carts $40 for anyone with medical cert.

Saturday
Portland Golf Club - The course where I currently throw my clubs. I'm better at it now too.
12.30PM tee-off, shotgun start
$20.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee + $10 Comp fee

Sunday

Port Fairy Golf Links - My highest individual honour in golf, 2009 Club Champion
8AM tee-off
$45.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
No Carts (pull buggies available)

Monday
Cobden Golf Club - Not really meaningful, I just like this place, and it's on the way back to Melbourne.
Maybe 9AM start?
$20 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee

Accommodation:
Portland Bay Lodge
$40 per person per night

Chosen because we can be as loud as humanly ****ing possible.

Come one, come all to the weirdest VIC Champs yet!

 

BSB: 303-092
Acc no. 4959945
Acc Name: Nicholas D Hoggan

[LeftyHoges]

If he is still in the area, maybe you could ask to see zigwah's brother's cart is available.

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Still in the area???

YOU'RE nearly closer to Zig than I was.

[benno_r]

push cart for me please.

[mrbluu]

Still in the area???

YOU'RE nearly closer to Zig than I was.

All the areas look the same to me

[3Puttpete]

Portland have confirmed the availability of 4 carts, and 5 standard push carts. (First in best dressed)

They may be able to beg and plead some members for their ride-in carts, but can't guarantee anything.

So I need to know some numbers of who wants what, and give them every chance to get the right numbers of things.

Carts are $30, push carts are free. There may be a couple other push carts I can borrow from mates too.

Any junior members wanna make $20 carrying 7 clubs and reading greens?

I’ll carry

[Dotty]

3 days of BYO trolley.

[chappy1970]

I have a couple of spare buggies I can bring along

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[LeftyHoges]

Any junior members wanna make $20 carrying 7 clubs and reading greens?

I’ll carry

Lol. Junior members.

[LeftyHoges]

I have a couple of spare buggies I can bring along

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That would actually be a great idea Chappy, cheers.

[WBennett]

Or Uncle Buck!Also known as Monsta.

There are court orders preventing this

[BUSHY]

Any junior members wanna make $20 carrying 7 clubs and reading greens?

I’ll carry

Non-crack smoking adults even??

[3Puttpete]

Non-crack smoking adults even??

More chance finding a junior member

[BUSHY]

More chance finding a junior member

[wazamac]

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[markTHEblake]

It's for a training block organised for multiple people, so I have no say in the dates

Would you beleive, im going to Bali ( of all places ) for training for these dates too. Not anywhere as near as good as Portland though.

[Jono]

Hey Nick, I'll be starting my new job at the end of January and won't be able to get leave for this year's champs. Sorry mate.

[PerryGroves]

Would you beleive, im going to Bali ( of all places ) for training for these dates too.

What NRL club do you play for?

[Steve57]

Would you beleive, im going to Bali ( of all places ) for training for these dates too. Not anywhere as near as good as Portland though.

Taking your boogie board MTB?

[3Puttpete]

Hey Nick, I'll be starting my new job at the end of January and won't be able to get leave for this year's champs. Sorry mate.

You’ll be missed but at least where we’re going there’ll be plenty of drugs on offer

[markTHEblake]

Hey, nobody mentioned that before, whats on offer?

[AndyP]

Hey, nobody mentioned that before, whats on offer?

You'd have to wait for a local to come to you.

[WBennett]

You'd have to wait for a local to come to you.

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[3Puttpete]

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[LeftyHoges]

Due to OZgolfs environmental policy and lack of emissions, we have been ousted from our booking at Warrnambool GC in favour of the Volkswagen Scramble on the Sunday.

So we've installed the old switcheroo. The Uncivil War will now be played at Warrnambool GC on Friday 14th Feb, while we now have the final round of champs at Port Fairy on Sunday. There is 15 minutes travel between the two, so this should not impact anyone's already made travel plans.

I've booked 10 carts at Port Fairy for the Sunday, so will need to know who wants....

[Johnno]

Put me down for all golf and 4 nights accom for myself and Gnomey

[Ferrins]

Windy Sunday at Port Fairy pitted up against a mob of heavy headed drunkards, could be a chance to defend gross.