2018 VIC Champs, March 8-12 - Bellarine!!!!

[LeftyHoges]

Well, we're finally making it there. Through the shithole that is Geelong and out the other side!

The 2018 Victorian Championships will be held on the Bellarine Peninsula, and couldn't be more linksy if we tried! How do you feel about that Lefty?

Here are the nitty gritties thus far. Please note we are still unconfirmed for the Monday venue, we'll update with details as soon as possible but as this is only 4.5 months away I thought details should go out as soon as possible. Also note (SundayHack!) that this event has switched from early Feb to early March this year because of my inconvenient brother and his bloody wedding.

Ozgolf VIC Champs 2018 Course Itinerary

Thursday 8th March
Curlewis Golf Club
24 Booked
1 tee start from 2.30 pm
$35.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
No Catering available

Friday 9th March
Barwon Heads GC
40 Booked
Shotgun start from approx 1PM
$95 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
No Carts (pull buggies available)
Unfortunately they're hosting their own local derby of some sorts in the morning, so won't be able to host us for lunch or dinner that evening. I hope this doesn't detract too much from the Uncivil War experience for everyone.

Saturday 10th March
13th Beach - Beach Course
40 Booked
1 tee start from 9.08 am
$94.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
Carts booked. but can't remember how many / how much etc.

Sunday 11th March
13th Beach - Creek Course
40 Booked
1 tee start from 9.08 am
$94.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
Carts booked. but can't remember how many / how much etc.

Monday 12th March
Queenscliff (Swan Island)
Shotgun start at 7.30am
$30.00 Green Fee + $10.00 Prize Fee
Barbecue lunch provided


Rough Golf Costs (as I'm doing this at work and can't find my ****ing notes anywhere!)
$35.00 - Curlewis
$95.00 - Barwon Heads GC
$94.00 – 13th Beach - Beach
$94.00 – 13th Beach - Creek
$30.00 – Queenscliff (Swan Island)
Approx $348.00 (Approx $400.00 with shared cart on weekend)
Plus
$10.00 – per round for Prizes

Accommodation
As we'll be down on the Bellarine all days it makes no sense to go to Andi's lovely place of residence. Thank you for all the years of service Andi, and we'll be back in 2019! So substituting in this year will be the Bellarine Lodge!
Price of accomm is the princely sum of....... $30 a night. 2 showers is a bit of a problem, but it just means that every morning if you see the shower free, jump in it!

So there you have it! You'll NEVER get a cheaper and more convenient VIC Champs weekend than this. Minimal movement from home base to courses, 4 top 100 golf courses (depending on which sites you use), maximum time lounging around on Saturday after the golf to shoot the shit and sink piss (cos, you know, what else are you going to do? Go into Geelong!?!?!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)

Come at me Bro's!

 

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[LeftyHoges]

This will be the 4th year of her existence. Can't even remember where she came from, did I introduce her?

Maybe we should add OWAG and whoever was 2014 (solarman?). Or did OWAG go back-to-back?

OWAG back-to-back confirmed.

[LarryLong]

Bruce looks absolutely shattered to be handing over the trophy.

OWAG destroyed the field from memory, I remember catching up with him at the end of a round (maybe StAB) where he was as flat as I've ever seen anybody walking off the 18th green.

[WBennett]

NWAGs round at Portsea was awful. I was in the NAGA battle, and after having 15ish points around the front, I was never in any sort of danger. His complete loss of game was a car crash - and it all started after he hit a good drive on Portseas 10th (our first), then his decent approach rolled off the green into a 15 foot deep trap and the day was cooked

Anyway, on the road in 15 minutes. See you boys later today

[SundayHack]

Drive safe mate. My alarm just went off, even though there was no need for it.

[PeteyD]

Yea been up for an hour ...

[Lucasto23]

NWAGs round at Portsea was awful. I was in the NAGA battle, and after having 15ish points around the front, I was never in any sort of danger. His complete loss of game was a car crash - and it all started after he hit a good drive on Portseas 10th (our first), then his decent approach rolled off the green into a 15 foot deep trap and the day was cooked

Anyway, on the road in 15 minutes. See you boys later today

Drive safe my precious and see you boys very shortly !!!!!!

[PeteyD]

Airport breakfast ftw!

[Dotty]

Work finished. Leaving Albury now.

[Bruce]

My resentment for my employer just went into turbo charge.

[mrbluu]

Work finished. Leaving Albury now.

Nice work Dotty!!!

[Pickles]

Work is #$%#

Looking forward to meeting you all at Curlewis this afternoon.

[wazamac]

Good luck everybody.

[PeteyD]

And the first group is away

[Toxic]

Enjoy you lucky bastards

[Dotty]

That's a nice course.

They allow the homeless to play golf.

[Bruce]

That's a nice course.

They allow the homeless to play golf.

Jokes aside, Curlewis is actually a forward thinking club. They have set out to differentiate themselves from the competition down the road at Barwon Heads by being less snooty and more accessible and building the more 'fun' options into their golf offering. They have added a lot of new members in recent years so it seems to be working.

[Steve57]

And the winner is?

[PeteyD]

Lefty peaked early.

[Steve57]

Lefty peaked early.

Did someone convince him it was Monday?

[AndyP]

Lefty peaked early.

WTF?!? He must have got super drunk last night.

[mrbluu]

Lefty peaked early.

It probably been a while since he has seen Courty

[3Puttpete]

And the winner is?

My team

[LarryLong]

Pink ball champions!

I'd like to thank the old tractor next to the water hazard that saved Courty's snap hooked drive from a certain dunking on the back nine.

[KristianJ]

Won't be the first time that someone thanks a tractor.

[Toxic]

We need score updates for us poor ****s working