Gather round people, I'll tell you a story. A one year long story of powerlessness and shame.
Here it is boys and girls. The clash you've been waiting for.
In the tradition of David v Goliath, Rey Mysterio v The Big Show and a 2-on-1 handicap match of brevity v Jimandr and Goughy, we present a battle for the ages: a year long matchplay to decide once and for all the winner of nothing.