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    Alright you dishonourable bunch, the lack of chivalry in these parts is truly enough that it is time for an internet Don Quixote to rise.

    I think I might be the guy "with little sleeping and much reading his brains dried up to such a degree that he lost the use of his reason".

    What I propose is this;

    If you feel you have been wronged you may challenge that person to a duel.
    If the person rejects the duel they are a cowardly blackguard and will be rightly ridiculed by the mob.

    If they accept you will meet at a mutually convenient location.
    You will chose you weapon.
    You will pace off a distance of 50 steps. 25 each.

    You will then each have one golf ball to fire at the other person. After the exchange of shot honour will be satisfied and you can go home or to hospital. Golf balls to the face don't really hurt that much.

    Each duelist is allowed to wear a box if they choose.

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    How about using those yellow foam practice balls instead???? No need for a box then???

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    Can I ask that my opponent stand 45* to my right?

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    Is there provisions for ' mulligans'??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashes View Post
    I ask my opponent stand 45* to my right and behind the ladies tee
    FTFY

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    50 steps is too much.
    Would you do 30........delivered?
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    I was offended by Lager and challenge him to a duel.

    Witnesses required, please stand to the right (his).
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    Criticism doesn't bother me, as it means I am doing something and people are watching.
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    Pics please. ..
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    I'd prefer a video!
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    Careful what you wish for.

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    I've got enough haters without upsetting every minority faction MTB is related to..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Alright you dishonourable bunch, the lack of chivalry in these parts is truly enough that it is time for an internet Don Quixote to rise.

    I think I might be the guy "with little sleeping and much reading his brains dried up to such a degree that he lost the use of his reason".

    What I propose is this;

    If you feel you have been wronged you may challenge that person to a duel.
    If the person rejects the duel they are a cowardly blackguard and will be rightly ridiculed by the mob.

    If they accept you will meet at a mutually convenient location.
    You will chose you weapon.
    You will pace off a distance of 50 steps. 25 each.

    You will then each have one golf ball to fire at the other person. After the exchange of shot honour will be satisfied and you can go home or to hospital. Golf balls to the face don't really hurt that much.

    Each duelist is allowed to wear a box if they choose.
    Do you get to at least use the club you were "wronged" with to hit at the other person?
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    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashes View Post
    Can I ask that my opponent stand 45* to my right?
    No. Unfair dissadvantage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Yes
    Maybe?
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    Ping G430 MAX 15° - Tour Alta CB Stiff
    Ping G430 Hybrid 20.5° - Tour Alta CB Stiff
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    Cleveland RTX Zipcore 50°, 54°, 58°
    Having SOME success with a Ping Tomcat, pray for me.
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