Alright you dishonourable bunch, the lack of chivalry in these parts is truly enough that it is time for an internet Don Quixote to rise.
I think I might be the guy "with little sleeping and much reading his brains dried up to such a degree that he lost the use of his reason".
What I propose is this;
If you feel you have been wronged you may challenge that person to a duel.
If the person rejects the duel they are a cowardly blackguard and will be rightly ridiculed by the mob.
If they accept you will meet at a mutually convenient location.
You will chose you weapon.
You will pace off a distance of 50 steps. 25 each.
You will then each have one golf ball to fire at the other person. After the exchange of shot honour will be satisfied and you can go home or to hospital. Golf balls to the face don't really hurt that much.
Each duelist is allowed to wear a box if they choose.