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    Default OZgolf special guest, Tom Waterhouse discusses the market for the 2016 Vic Champs

    Greetings OZgolfers,

    It’s your good mate Honest Tom here to fill you in on all of the latest markets for the all-important 2016 Victorian OZgolf Championship. This year sees a field of varying quality taking to Yering Meadows and Heritage Golf Clubs (shit, really? They couldn’t find anything better?).

    So here you go folks. Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

    Cheers,
    Tom

    $6 - GK (Best finish 1st, played 2 Vic champs) – Defending champ and proven performer. His rubbish bunker technique is offset by the wonderful Sandbelt traps.
    $8 - Benno_r (8, 1) – Has racked up more frequent flyer miles than a Kalgoorlie hooker.
    $8 - Shadesy (4, 1) – Rated by Jack as “having the most bullshit handicap west of the Nullarbor). Big chance.
    $10 - BenM (6, 3) – Probably the best of the mods. Golfwise.
    $10 - Lucasto23 (6, 2) – Favoured to be the leading Yarpie. Has he shaved off that beard yet?
    $12 - PeteyD (9, 2) – Stay off the drugs dude.
    $12 - Courty (2, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with him. Needs tighter pants.
    $12 - Peter_RS (1, 3) – Freed from the shackles of playing in the comp. Could be the first repeat winner.
    $15 - Nudgee (10, 2) – Spaniard, come Queenslander, come Victorian. Will appreciate the soft towels at Heritage.
    $15 - Andigold (3, 3) – One downright scary S.O.B. Waterhouse will not say anything controversial about this guy.
    $17 - LeftyHoges (4, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty. Also needs tighter pants.
    $17 - Captain Nemo (10, 2) – Rumoured to be travelling via Griffith to Melbourne. Watch for the car with the plume of smoke coming out of it.
    $20 - Oldracer (3, 1) – Good record in his one appearance. Will be wearing Andre Agassi flouro and spandex.
    $20 - Gammon (10, 2) – Outside chance. Good value.
    $20 - 3PuttPete (debut) – Noted dribbler. Might be able to sledge the opposition out of it.
    $33 - Hardboiled (debut) – A new face for the Vic Champs. Can’t see this being his year.
    $33 - Noren (debut) – From fine Swedish pedigree such as Henrik Stenson, Annika Sorenstam, and the chef from The Muppets.
    $33 - LarryLong (6, 3) – Has a 6th as a best result. Could be a handy bet for best mod.
    $40 - Peppas (23, 2) – Will be too busy chasing Victorian slags on King St.
    $40 - Spanner039 (10, 3) – Best result of 10th. Really can’t see that improving.
    $50 - SundayHack (debut) – Self confessed hack. No friggin chance.
    $50 - Matt3Jab (5, 1) – Handicap hasn’t blown out enough since the cheat stick ban.
    $50 - Ned (8, 3) – Chasing a win in the Qld inter regionals took too much out of him.
    $50 - Simmsy (18, 1) – This is not an event for old coots.
    $66 - Ploppy Pat (7, 1) – Would be a bigger chance if this event was played at Nudgee alongside Perci.
    $66 - Dotty (31, 1) – One result for 31st place is not great form to be honest.
    $66 - Shazza_RS (16, 3) – Must be due to get up the duff again. Watch the birth notices in November.
    $66 - Ferrins (debut) – Might be mistaken for a vagrant by security. Will do well to set foot on the course.
    $66 - Dcanto (22, 1) - Strangely, he was also recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty.
    $101 - Monsta (15, 3) – Will be signed up by the Greens after 7 hours in the car with Benno.
    $501 - Wbennett (12, 3) – Spud. Bill Shorten has more chance of being PM this year.
    Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

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    Fk off😀

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    Can we bet on ourselves?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenM View Post
    Can we bet on ourselves?
    Why would you want to?

    Oh no he di'int!!!!!

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    I'd put $100 on 3pp.

    Even if someone can just rough him up a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    Why would you want to?

    Oh no he di'int!!!!!
    I am so due for a good champs. Golfwise.
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    I reckon I'm big overs. Get on.

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    I wouldn't back me with BenM's money.

    Captain Nemo looks good at 17s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    I reckon I'm big overs. Get on.
    Lot of balls to choose from..
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    Some of your best work, again TW!
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    At least I'm not the longest odds...........

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    Tom with all due respect


    Ned @$50 is printing your own money. Must be off around 12, non handicapped events, past winner of prestigious WA champs and 18 hole leader before.

    If he is using a putter this year I will have $1000 on him
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Is this why you were bought by William Hill
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Is this why you were bought by William Hill
    Hahaha, gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Tom with all due respect


    Ned @$50 is printing your own money. Must be off around 12, non handicapped events, past winner of prestigious WA champs and 18 hole leader before.

    If he is using a putter this year I will have $1000 on him
    waNKer.

    I'll take $2500 on Ned.

    If the event is capped, cancel my bet.




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    Might have to put these markets up at work too. Biggest golfing event of the year

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    Solarman needs to be clubbed like a baby seal.

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    I am about the right odds. If I have 22 poins on Saturday they will be picking me up from the Casino on the way thru Sunday morning

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    If I can hit as far as Anna I will be extremely happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noren View Post
    If I can hit as far as Anna I will be extremely happy.
    If you have a butt like Anika, you might find yourself on the end of some admiring looks from playing partners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbennett View Post
    If you have a butt like Anika, you might find yourself on the end of some admiring looks from playing partners.
    Can't deny or confirm as I have never seen myself from behind

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    I think I know someone who has #Binhcheckingyouout

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    How the hell are me and uNKle on the same odds?

    He's 4 shots better than me and 4 shots higher than me.

    ****ing Canuck is gonna win the money again.

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    This smells like Fine Cotton affair 2016!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    This smells like Fine Cotton affair 2016!
    Only suss if shadsey turns up looking and claiming to be Vic
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