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    Default OZgolf special guest, Tom Waterhouse discusses the market for the 2016 Vic Champs

    Greetings OZgolfers,

    It’s your good mate Honest Tom here to fill you in on all of the latest markets for the all-important 2016 Victorian OZgolf Championship. This year sees a field of varying quality taking to Yering Meadows and Heritage Golf Clubs (shit, really? They couldn’t find anything better?).

    So here you go folks. Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

    Cheers,
    Tom

    $6 - GK (Best finish 1st, played 2 Vic champs) – Defending champ and proven performer. His rubbish bunker technique is offset by the wonderful Sandbelt traps.
    $8 - Benno_r (8, 1) – Has racked up more frequent flyer miles than a Kalgoorlie hooker.
    $8 - Shadesy (4, 1) – Rated by Jack as “having the most bullshit handicap west of the Nullarbor). Big chance.
    $10 - BenM (6, 3) – Probably the best of the mods. Golfwise.
    $10 - Lucasto23 (6, 2) – Favoured to be the leading Yarpie. Has he shaved off that beard yet?
    $12 - PeteyD (9, 2) – Stay off the drugs dude.
    $12 - Courty (2, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with him. Needs tighter pants.
    $12 - Peter_RS (1, 3) – Freed from the shackles of playing in the comp. Could be the first repeat winner.
    $15 - Nudgee (10, 2) – Spaniard, come Queenslander, come Victorian. Will appreciate the soft towels at Heritage.
    $15 - Andigold (3, 3) – One downright scary S.O.B. Waterhouse will not say anything controversial about this guy.
    $17 - LeftyHoges (4, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty. Also needs tighter pants.
    $17 - Captain Nemo (10, 2) – Rumoured to be travelling via Griffith to Melbourne. Watch for the car with the plume of smoke coming out of it.
    $20 - Oldracer (3, 1) – Good record in his one appearance. Will be wearing Andre Agassi flouro and spandex.
    $20 - Gammon (10, 2) – Outside chance. Good value.
    $20 - 3PuttPete (debut) – Noted dribbler. Might be able to sledge the opposition out of it.
    $33 - Hardboiled (debut) – A new face for the Vic Champs. Can’t see this being his year.
    $33 - Noren (debut) – From fine Swedish pedigree such as Henrik Stenson, Annika Sorenstam, and the chef from The Muppets.
    $33 - LarryLong (6, 3) – Has a 6th as a best result. Could be a handy bet for best mod.
    $40 - Peppas (23, 2) – Will be too busy chasing Victorian slags on King St.
    $40 - Spanner039 (10, 3) – Best result of 10th. Really can’t see that improving.
    $50 - SundayHack (debut) – Self confessed hack. No friggin chance.
    $50 - Matt3Jab (5, 1) – Handicap hasn’t blown out enough since the cheat stick ban.
    $50 - Ned (8, 3) – Chasing a win in the Qld inter regionals took too much out of him.
    $50 - Simmsy (18, 1) – This is not an event for old coots.
    $66 - Ploppy Pat (7, 1) – Would be a bigger chance if this event was played at Nudgee alongside Perci.
    $66 - Dotty (31, 1) – One result for 31st place is not great form to be honest.
    $66 - Shazza_RS (16, 3) – Must be due to get up the duff again. Watch the birth notices in November.
    $66 - Ferrins (debut) – Might be mistaken for a vagrant by security. Will do well to set foot on the course.
    $66 - Dcanto (22, 1) - Strangely, he was also recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty.
    $101 - Monsta (15, 3) – Will be signed up by the Greens after 7 hours in the car with Benno.
    $501 - Wbennett (12, 3) – Spud. Bill Shorten has more chance of being PM this year.
    Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanner039 View Post
    Only suss if shadsey turns up looking and claiming to be Vic
    He's black and 15kgs heavier. It'll never pass.




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    What are the odds for NAGA??

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    I just had a look at the 2 courses.
    Shorten my naga odds in tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluu View Post
    What are the odds for NAGA??
    Solarman is $1.10
    Name your price the rest of the field.

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    They have suspended betting on the NAGA until they have absolute conclusive proof that Solarman isn't going to be smuggled in via one of Courty's suitcases.
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    It's gonna be a long three days.

    Matchplay against the New Fav on Friday.

    Same odds as a scientist and an accountant for the weekend.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Any of the champs courses linksy?
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Vic Champs Best Finish: Tied 4th
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    It's gonna be a long three days.

    Matchplay against the New Fav on Friday.

    Same odds as a scientist and an accountant for the weekend.
    I'm not complaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Any of the champs courses linksy?
    Not at all.

    We're not going Peninsula.

    Two sandbelt, two clay, and one open housing estate track without trees Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbennett View Post
    Not at all. We're not going Peninsula. Two sandbelt, two clay, and one open housing estate track without trees Monday.
    Put another $100 on Ned for me Tom
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    What is Tom thinking, I need to be at the bottom of the list!! Only one good round in me at this event every year
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenM View Post
    Can we bet on ourselves?
    I wasted coin on you last year so feel free
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    I wasted coin on you last year so feel free
    It was for a good cause!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Waterhouse View Post
    So here you go folks. Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.
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    $20 - Oldracer (3, 1) – Good record in his one appearance. Will be wearing Andre Agassi flouro and spandex..
    $50 - Ned (8, 3) – Chasing a win in the Qld inter regionals took too much out of him.
    We at the TAB are just misunderstood, don't exclude us from your wagering activity.

    Saw these two tonight, they warmed up today by dismantling a highly credentialed Sandbelt track.

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    Tom, after today's scores, time to wind a few in!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    waNKer.

    I'll take $2500 on Ned.

    If the event is capped, cancel my bet.
    You're in luck my Seppo friend.

    Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

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    3pp's chances of the NAGA have just shortened. . he's on the plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Waterhouse View Post
    You're in luck my Seppo friend.
    Your on #fire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Waterhouse View Post
    You're in luck my Seppo friend.

    Gold.

    Calcutta breakdown as follows:

    Total pool - $1250:

    G.K - $50
    Field - $36
    NK - $ 1164




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    How are we travelling punters? Anyone think they're a chance of taking cash off Honest Tom?
    Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

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    Andigold for mine...

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    Or oldracer.
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