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    My good old friends from up North (N.T) answer to 'why haven't you launched your online store yet'

    'WE ARE IN MERCURY RETROGRADE - YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!'

    Im thinking the reason for not knowing is I didn't smoke enough weed as a teenager (and I did do a bit of that at one time)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAZA68 View Post
    Waiting in the carpark today, watched these two come up to a grey holden wagon with groceries, trying to unlock it, only to realise their car was parked in the next row back... same colour and model. They thought it was pretty funny as well.
    I know a bloke who jumped in his early 90's commodore and drove home, and couldnt find his garage remote, because it wasnt his car. Drove back, parked it in the same spot, found his identical car a few more parks away, and drove home again.
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    Mickey and Minnie Mouse will be the next icons to go, due to their use of white face.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    The All Blacks after that
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    Getting chirped by an old boy about slow play while getting around in three hours 40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    The All Blacks after that
    no, no , no..


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    Seems that black face drivers are no more.
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    Chicks in four wheel drives taking speed bumps on the angle.

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    How do you take them?
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    Well, she wasn't gonna bottom out, so didn't have to worry about that. I take them pretty much straight on, fast as I can if I'm feeling feisty.
    She's probably the same person who swings out to the left before making a right hand turn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrins View Post
    Chicks in four wheel drives taking speed bumps on the angle.
    Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goughy View Post
    Well, she wasn't gonna bottom out, so didn't have to worry about that. I take them pretty much straight on, fast as I can if I'm feeling feisty.
    She's probably the same person who swings out to the left before making a right hand turn.
    Or pull fully into the right hand turn lane and have their car half hanging out
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    Had a quick look at our annual leave planner. Not a single day of leave is booked anytime in the future. I wonder why.
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    Guessing the snow fields will be suffering at the moment with lost trade
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    Quote Originally Posted by wazamac View Post
    Guessing the snow fields will be suffering at the moment with lost trade
    Nah, heaps of cashed up people heading up there.

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    Same f**kers that came back from Aspen with Covid I'm guessing. One of them being one of my clients
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    Just watched an Uber Driver on the News bitching about being fined for "a rule he had never heard of in his 45 years of driving" You mean the don't cross an unbroken white line at Traffic Lights Rule!! The RACQ spokeswoman commenting on it was super cruel to this dickhead! Why do reporters even give this idiots a hearing??

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    Quote Originally Posted by benno_r View Post
    Nah, heaps of cashed up people heading up there.
    Only the mega rich can afford to take their family to the snow fields in Australia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    Just watched an Uber Driver on the News bitching about being fined for "a rule he had never heard of in his 45 years of driving" You mean the don't cross an unbroken white line at Traffic Lights Rule!! The RACQ spokeswoman commenting on it was super cruel to this dickhead! Why do reporters even give this idiots a hearing??
    We've had some locals freaking out because the local shopping centre has been ticketing people who park against the flow of traffic in the spots parallel with the shops. They claim they never knew you couldn't cross the centre line and park on the other side of the road.




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    I read something a while ago about not crossing the white lines before an intersection, but once in the intersection you are fine to cross, as there are no lines. I'll admit, I used to think you couldn't cross while in the intersection itself as well, but this article said that's the time to do it, if you have to. Not before.
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    I thought Dave was talking about the thick unbroken white line at traffic lights that is perpendicular to the direction of travel, the one that is exactly like the line at a stop sign, yet so many cars creep over it at the lights.

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    I thought it's the unbroken line between lanes of traffic for say the last 30mtrs approaching an intersection? I know I read something about it not that long ago. We don't have to worry about cars creeping over the perpendicular line at an intersection in Toowoomba. Most people stop a car length before that line up here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by goughy View Post
    I thought it's the unbroken line between lanes of traffic for say the last 30mtrs approaching an intersection? I know I read something about it not that long ago. We don't have to worry about cars creeping over the perpendicular line at an intersection in Toowoomba. Most people stop a car length before that line up here!
    Correct. In the Uber case he claimed he got a job while waiting to turn right, so just changed lanes (across the unbroken white line and through a red turn right signal) and got his picture taken.


 

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