Things You Find Amusing or Funny

[wazamac]

Clive charged with fraud and breaches of director.
Could of posted in News of the day but I chuckled a little.

[jimandr]

Clive charged with fraud and breaches of director.
Could of posted in News of the day but I chuckled a little.

You mean Teflon Clive? I bet he not only gets off, but sues somebody for massive damages.

[markTHEblake]

question a government form (the poo test)
"what gender do you identify as"

As we can no identify with whatever gender we like, whenever we like, there is no point asking!
I answered "Cylon"

[Yossarian]

The oddly sexual nature the two word thread returns to.

[Johnny Canuck]

The oddly sexual nature the two word thread returns to.

Blame Hatchy

[wazamac]

Had a brief thought about getting a golf membership.
Then thought, what the f**k am I doing. Back to work.

[Dotty]

That I shaved my head the day before a cold snap.

I may as well complete it with blue trousers and a box of donuts.

[Daves]

[thecollective]

This cowboy is a tad amusing, $1,500 for a set of cast Callaway clubs with a PING bag that is at least 5 years old and quote 'a cheaper putter and 1 iron'

Just thought he would throw a thousand+ figure in the mix and see what happens

Oh and some shoes and heaps of balls, what a bargain

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/moun...ded/1172907017

[Ferrins]

Purchases on my debit card come through under the same name on recent purchases of dog food from the pet shop and meals from the local Vietnamese restaurant.

[goughy]

You often find businesses in similar fields owned by the same entity.

[Johnny Canuck]

Straight through to the keeper.

[Coopers Country]

Dog Keeper?

[goughy]

https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/...ter-shirt-ads/

[markTHEblake]

just did my routine household expenses/money managing. In August spent more money on alcohol than petrol. Hooyah.
Petrol at $1.05 a litre doesnt seem so expensive now

[thecollective]

At the French Open, Victoria Azarenka was complaining about the cold temperature being 8 degrees, apparently too cold for tennis

Maybe she should try playing in the Melbourne Pennant during winter

[PerryGroves]

just did my routine household expenses/money managing. In August spent more money on alcohol than petrol. Hooyah.
Petrol at $1.05 a litre doesnt seem so expensive now

After you do the budget, do you change or attempt to change certain spending habits?

If interest rates go to zero I might have to tighten things up a bit for the 1st time.

[markTHEblake]

After you do the budget, do you change or attempt to change certain spending habits?

No, the monthly 'work'is just the admin, like 15 mins. I review and adjust annually.

Been fortunate that I have never had to adjust backwards, but will for the first time on Thursday as jobkeeper ended, otherwise will be sending the kitchen staff down to the docks.

[wazamac]

At the French Open, Victoria Azarenka was complaining about the cold temperature being 8 degrees, apparently too cold for tennis

Maybe she should try playing in the Melbourne Pennant during winter

Maybe can't afford the extra bandaids required for the nipples

[Ferrins]

At the French Open, Victoria Azarenka was complaining about the cold temperature being 8 degrees, apparently too cold for tennis

Maybe she should try playing in the Melbourne Pennant during winter

Still managed to scream her lungs out hitting a drop shot.

[thecollective]

Still managed to scream her lungs out hitting a drop shot.

anybody who thinks that is not tactical is beside themself

[thecollective]

A client had their online store knocked back by the bank and blamed me for showing Nicorette products

Turns out they were listed under their Health & Beauty department

Since when was Nicroette considered a health product?

[markTHEblake]

thats a little bizarre. whats wrong with selling nicorettes?

Aside from illegal product sales, Generally banks dont grant merchant facilities to only those offering unqualified personal services, due to concerns of chargeback requests, typically resulting from the wife checking credit card statements and husband saying no idea what that was...

[Daves]

I wonder how long this guy has been playing these "Bronsons"?

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Bronson-Full-Set-Left-Handed-Golf-Clubs/313287552558?hash=item48f164ae2e:g:yt8AAOSwgZJfh~5 T&frcectupt=true

[thecollective]

I wonder how long this guy has been playing these "Bronsons"?

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Bronson-Full-Set-Left-Handed-Golf-Clubs/313287552558?hash=item48f164ae2e:g:yt8AAOSwgZJfh~5 T&frcectupt=true

What a bargain