The amount of people I've noticed when riding around on the bike that have tourettes.
The amount of people I've noticed when riding around on the bike that have tourettes.
You been riding past me lately, have you?
Once you go yellow, you will never go back
Had a big chuckle a the numpty on the BBQ stand at Bunnings make an a$$ of himself. His mates got a laugh also.
I roll up to the stand and ask for snag. Get snag and I ask how much. Guy tries to be a smart a$$ and says as per the sign pointing to my left. I reply with "the one you can't see either thats surrounded by people standing around it". Get a surly reply of "you trying to be a smart a$$" mate?"
Rely with "na, just trying to pay for a sausage".
One of the others there uses some common sense and let's me know how much and takes my money with a big smirk on his face.
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Did you do a Bill Shorten and start in the middle?
"There are 50 things to remember in the golf swing. Trouble is that I can only remember 49 of them" - Bob Hope.
Isn't it always $2.50 for a sausage sandwich and $1.50 for a can of drink?
Our local one has a permanent sign and I don't think they allow steaks, E&B, coffee, etc. (Although, there is sometimes a second marquee for a cake and biscuit stall.)
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
The hype over Prawns at Christmas time.
Dinner supplied by work tonight consisting of Roast Pork, Chicken and Beef, Salads and Prawns. The Prawns were hardly touched.
Any excess was open to be taken by anyone that wanted. Really struggled to give away the 4kg of Prawns left.
An umpire was forced to intervene when a French tennis player asked a ball girl to peel his banana.
Elliot Benchetrit was scolded by John Blom after the strange request during qualifying at Melbourne Park.
The guy had anti perspiration jizz on his hands and is absolutely smashed for the request on social media.
Nadal hits a ball girl in the head with a stray full throttle forehand and then lays a smooch on the dazed girls cheek and he is a saint.
I double dare the Ozgolf music lovers on this forum to search for 'coldest 100'. I can't bring myself to link to it, and I'm taking no responsibility for any mental trauma caused.
Some guy with way too much time on his hands has dug up so many hilarious 'what were they thinking' moments that I may be scarred for life. I even remember a few of them.
"There are 50 things to remember in the golf swing. Trouble is that I can only remember 49 of them" - Bob Hope.
Let me guess ... Nine songs of the top ten came from the Joe Dolce album.
The one that missed out contained the word Shudup'ya.
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
At the tour down under in Victor today....
A ‘posse’ of 12 riders (all wearing identical amateur kits) rock up right near the finish line 1 hour before the race finishes. They then Proceed to dismount and strut in tandem along the road to the main area. They then look around to check for any onlookers until a naive local asks ‘are you part of the race’ closely followed with a ‘pfft’ reply.
When the actual race finishes the same group is huddled on the grass in a perfect formation next to the presentation area. None of them actually watched the live race.
I get that cycling is a ‘thing’ like golf. But man there are so many try-hards in the sport it’s just hilarious
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The number of owners of Henry Griffitts Golf clubs that do not know how to spell or pronounce the Brand name, even though it is engraved on their Clubs?. The number of Henry Griffiths clubs I see listed on eBay etc are amazing.
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