D&M Hey folks,
Honest Tom here. I have been invited to frame a market for the Mexican Champs and since I am a man of the people how could I refuse? So here it is;
$1.10 - Ned – Only person in the field who can defeat dc68. Has meticulously spent the previous twelve months stuffing around in meaningless comp rounds rather that playing properly so his handicap has been inflated nicely. The Vic Champs are not being put onto GolfLink so this brings his odd in even shorter.
$5 – Benno_r – Fast creating a name for himself as the new fave. Built like a brick shundershed.
$8 – Nudgee – No longer playing at bogstench central which can only improve his game. Has taken the Vic Champs so seriously he has relocated for it in preparation.
$8 – Andigold – I’m going to be nice to him because he scares the shit out of me.
$10 – Peppas – Likely to be the highest finishing 50 year old white guy.
$12 – Dotty – Likely to be the next highest finishing 50 year old white guy.
$12 – Shazza_RS – Likely to take out the women’s division. ($1.35 to beat Peter_RS).
$14 – Bruce – Has probably prepped harder for this event than anyone after spending the last year at the TPI working on his sublime buns.
$14 – Backintheswing – Keep him away from the Daily Planet where they are really known to enjoy the swing.
$15 – Courty – Non drinker which is a massive advantage in these events. Will be brought undone by the hot northerly breeze which will make his 1975 flared pants unstable.
$15 – LeftHoges – Will be way too distracted by Courty’s 1975 flared pants to be able to settle into the event. Strong night time performer.
$17 – Monsta – Wishes he had a pair of 1975 flared pants.
$20 – Daves – Current Qld champion. Depth of this field ismarginallysignificantly bigger though.
$20 – MrBluu – Binh practicing.
$29 – Eca – Would be a chance except he is riding his push bike to the venue from Mt Druitt.
$33 – Hux – Would be a chance except he is riding his push bike to the venue from Brisbane.
$33 – BenM – Big ask for him to perform after he requests Customs to perform a cavity search upon arrival into Australia.
$35 – Ploppy Pat – Unlike his famous brother Postman Pat, he does not have a black and white cat. He’s more of a dog person.
$40 – Mint – One of life’s great mysteries how he even makes contact with the ball, let alone play off single digits (I guess that is a reverse Ned).
$40 – Gammon – It will be a brave man to back Gammon (quality Waterhouse pun that).
$50 – Matt3Jab – Anyone with a reference to 3 jabbing is going to struggle on Melbourne surfaces.
$50 – Oldracer – Old people are found out at this level. Especially if they hang around Lefty at night.
$66 – Dcanto – Yep. He canto.
$66 - Spanner039 – Built like Tarzan. Hits like Jane. Can't even beat Marto.
$66 – Peter_RS – Probably the most likely to pull a root at the Vic Champs. Not sure if he has the stamina for that kind of action and so much golf. ($6.00 head to head v Shazza_RS).
$80 – PeteyD – Will forever be known as the guy who got drugged and off his face at a champs. Considering a name change to Petey Allenby.
$101 – Matty – Hits the ball miles. However he also hits it miles off line. Tea tree will be his undoing.
$101 – Titleist – May not get onto the course after the car park swap meet. May not get out of Crown for that matter.
$101 – Lucastro23 – Must stay away from Titleist. Club ho.
$201 – LarryLong - LarryLongOdds
$401 – Grunt – Just as likely to be apprehended by the AFP after cropdusting on the SYD-MEL flight out of spite with Qantas.
$401 – GK – The worst bunker player in the field. No way that he will get along with the Sandbelt.
$451 – wbennett – Spud.
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