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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Happy Holidays everyone - apology in advance for anyone offended by this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovZhUl4h7Q
    Wow, that guy is a double threat.

    Unfunniest man on the planet, AND the bloke you most want to punch in his stupid face-pulling head.

    WHAT THE **** IS THAT FACIAL HAIR???
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    Unfunniest man on the planet,
    It did have the feel of a comedian's set, but came across as just a guy having a rant. If that's funny and pays the bills, then I've missed my calling.

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    I love Christmas, it’s a wonderful time of the year. So happy birthday to you, Jesus, the greatest homosexual black man in history.

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    Xmas lunch at our place again this year, as in-law said they don't have enough room at there place......
    Have just done a month straight at work, and 12 to 14hrs a day many of them the last 2 weeks. I won't be finished till late tomorrow, and with Rob unwell I'll be taking care of most of Xmas (have to start the beef around 4am)...... and with a rift within the family atm (nothing to do with us), I'd kinda just prefer they all f off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goughy View Post
    Xmas lunch at our place again this year, as in-law said they don't have enough room at there place......
    Have just done a month straight at work, and 12 to 14hrs a day many of them the last 2 weeks. I won't be finished till late tomorrow, and with Rob unwell I'll be taking care of most of Xmas (have to start the beef around 4am)...... and with a rift within the family atm (nothing to do with us), I'd kinda just prefer they all f off.
    Tell them that you have COVID. It works a treat to get out of Christmas shit.

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    I wish I could, but Rob wouldn't let me! Plus her mum will be here, and with her Alzheimer's this might be the last one she makes!
    I'll have half of Monday to rest before getting back into it.
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    Merry Christmas. Hope you have all been bad so Santa brings us coal to keep our lights on.
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    We have solar panels, so we're ok for the lights.....
    Unless we need them on at night.... Then we're screwed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Happy Holidays everyone - apology in advance for anyone offended by this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovZhUl4h7Q
    I know MTB is never wrong however I have to say I've made a mistake. After having the unfortunate experience of seeing Lawrence Mooney do a Malcolm Turnbull routine, I declared him the unfunniest comedian........this punter would lap him.

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    I'm quite looking forward to having absolutely no bastard at my house on Christmas Day this year.
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    I'm not looking forward to having my mother-in-law staying with us tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazza View Post
    I'm quite looking forward to having absolutely no bastard at my house on Christmas Day this year.
    Yeah, boi!!!!!
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