2015 Uncivil War III - February 6th, Victoria Golf Club

[LeftyHoges]

2015 Uncivil War III Matchups

Result	Confederates	V	Union	Result
		Match 1
	Monsta (C)		Titleist (C)	3/1
	wbennett (VC)		benno_r (VC)	1up
	Monsta & wbennett		Titleist & benno_r	1up
		Match 2
	mint		matty	4/3
	LeftyHoges		backintheswing	5/4
	mint & LeftyHoges		matty & backintheswing	3/2
		Match 3
1up	Bruce		mrbluu
	Seb		Eca	1up
1up	Bruce & Seb		mrbluu & Eca
		Match 4
AS	Spanner039		Lucasto23	AS
	hardboiled		matt 3 jab	3/2
AS	Spanner039 & hardboiled		Lucasto23 & matt 3 jab	AS
		Match 5
	Judge Smails		peter_rs	5/4
1up	Grunt		Peppas
	Judge Smails & Grunt		peter_rs & Peppas	4/3
		Match 6
4/3	Andigold		Courty
	Ploppy Pat		Gammon	2/1
1up	Andigold & Ploppy Pat		Courty & Gammon
		Match 7
	GK		Ned	3/2
AS	BenM		Daves	AS
	GK & BenM		Ned & Daves	2up
		Match 8
7/5	Oldracer		Shazza_rs
	LarryLong		PeteyD	1up
2/1	Oldracer & LarryLong		Shazza_rs & PeteyD
		Match 9 - Super Singles
	Nudgee		Hux	4/3
		Match 10 - Mystery Fireball
1up	Grunt		Peppas
9.5				17

[Ned]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients.

Is Lobsta attending?

[PeteyD]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients.

Um the confederates are the Rebels, so you are saying you won't buy your team mates drinks?

[LarryLong]

I thought Peppas would be using the aforementioned "ingredients" to get a date while he is in Melb?

51 year old white chick?

[oldracer]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients.

true Grunt however we need to take this one step further, with all the Union injuries and their access to performance enhancing drugs, we need WADA to do testing of the cheats prior to each round

[Bruce]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?

[Hux]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Union counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients.

Shazza has access to the best stuff if you want the real Allenby experience I guarantee it!!!!

[G.K]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?

Below is straight from the captains mouth!

Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes
Black glove
Black jocks
Black hat
Black heart

Don't forget, white socks though!

[Ned]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?

This.


redneck_overalls.jpg

[Grunt]

This.


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Shit they have infiltrated our conversations lets go to plan B

[Grunt]

Question for hte rules gurus

With this being a game we will all have to play out holes does that mean one of my key match play tactics the gimme putt is out of play?

It was the key to my handicap pennants success, gimmes early then make them putt late.

[PeteyD]

Yep no gimmes.

[andigold]

Gimmes are ok if there are no stable ford points left

[PeteyD]

then it is just a wipe anyway. You do have to score to win a hole, but you can halve one if you both wipe.

[Grunt]

I found the Unions team talk on youtube

[Captain Nemo]

Well played turncoat!!

[Ned]

Well played turncoat!!

Talking of Turd Coats??????

[Daves]

The South's first team meeting;

[Captain Nemo]

Union brothers, black or white caps, consensus?

[benno_r]

Union brothers, black or white caps, consensus?

White

[mint]

So who will be the one that loses to a dude that holds the club the wrong way around???

[Captain Nemo]

Done!'

[benno_r]

So who will be the one that loses to a dude that holds the club the wrong way around???

Who ever is playing Daves I assume.

[backintheswing]

White

[Ned]

White

[BenM]

Who ever is playing Daves I assume.

Ahhh that'd be me.

I don't plan on losing. Especially not to a kack handed Unionist.