2015 Uncivil War III - February 6th, Victoria Golf Club

[LeftyHoges]

2015 Uncivil War III Matchups

Result	Confederates	V	Union	Result
		Match 1
	Monsta (C)		Titleist (C)	3/1
	wbennett (VC)		benno_r (VC)	1up
	Monsta & wbennett		Titleist & benno_r	1up
		Match 2
	mint		matty	4/3
	LeftyHoges		backintheswing	5/4
	mint & LeftyHoges		matty & backintheswing	3/2
		Match 3
1up	Bruce		mrbluu
	Seb		Eca	1up
1up	Bruce & Seb		mrbluu & Eca
		Match 4
AS	Spanner039		Lucasto23	AS
	hardboiled		matt 3 jab	3/2
AS	Spanner039 & hardboiled		Lucasto23 & matt 3 jab	AS
		Match 5
	Judge Smails		peter_rs	5/4
1up	Grunt		Peppas
	Judge Smails & Grunt		peter_rs & Peppas	4/3
		Match 6
4/3	Andigold		Courty
	Ploppy Pat		Gammon	2/1
1up	Andigold & Ploppy Pat		Courty & Gammon
		Match 7
	GK		Ned	3/2
AS	BenM		Daves	AS
	GK & BenM		Ned & Daves	2up
		Match 8
7/5	Oldracer		Shazza_rs
	LarryLong		PeteyD	1up
2/1	Oldracer & LarryLong		Shazza_rs & PeteyD
		Match 9 - Super Singles
	Nudgee		Hux	4/3
		Match 10 - Mystery Fireball
1up	Grunt		Peppas
9.5				17

[Captain Nemo]

Great choices captain.

Now where can I get navy shorts, white shoes, white belt?

Are we doing white cap and white glove as well? Is that how it goes Lefty?

I would have thought every true Ozgolfer would have a white belt and shoes!

Cap colour is totally up to you but white or navy would be the go.
As WB said, don't go out and buy shit if you don't have it just for the day and you'll never not use them again...
I'll bring some spare white belts...

[Captain Nemo]

Hello Sailor!

[Grunt]

I may have white shoes with red highlights from my more regular golf days back in the dark ages. Threw out the navy golf pants only a few weeks ago with the wardrobe cull.

[WBennett]

BITS - Of course! Once the war is over, the treaty is signed and we become best mates!

[Grunt]

Of course! Once the war is over, the treaty is signed and we become best mates!

So you will think

[WBennett]

So it is a full new kit for me sans the belt.

I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway!

[Captain Nemo]

I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway!

Gold!

[Grunt]

I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway!

Gold!

Gee I feel wanted

[WBennett]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either

[Grunt]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either

Who doesn't?

[WBennett]

We NEED you Grunt.
Join the Champs, the winners, the good guys.
We will support you the whole way.

[Grunt]

We NEED you Grunt.
Join the Champs, the winners, the good guys.
We will support you the whole way.

Ohh so now my matchplay ability is recognized

What are you offering? Every good golfer has a price, and the crap ones do too.

[WBennett]

A lift with the Captain. What more do you want?

[Captain Nemo]

Hey out of my hands mate, hate losing true blue bloods!

[Grunt]

Is the silence in this where you are all having emergency captains meetings on whether to place a bid for me to play for you in the UnCivil War?

[LeftyHoges]

Yep, as Benno has said, normally we only decide the shirt colour and the pants / shorts. If you wish to go the whole hog with what the captains have chosen then feel free, and I'll applaud you for it. But you certainly won't be shunned if you don't follow with the shoes, belts, caps and gloves.

Now in saying that, Ray has let me know that if anyone does want anything especially for this event or the weekend please let him know over the next few days and he'll do his best to look after you.

[Grunt]

Sorry Benno but I think what I am drinking tonight shows my allegiances.

[LeftyHoges]

Sorry Benno but I think what I am drinking tonight shows my allegiances.

Allegiances have nothing to do with this statement...

Stop drinking that shit IMMEDIATELY!

[WBennett]

Is the silence in this where you are all having emergency captains meetings on whether to place a bid for me to play for you in the UnCivil War?

Nah, i was on the phone! For this UnCivil War, you are a Confederate!

[PeteyD]

Stay strong Grunt, do not be tempted to take the easy way out and succumb to the dark side.

[Dotty]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either

Plenty of black ... in both lycra and neoprene.

[Grunt]

Plenty of black ... in both lycra and neoprene.

I have moved on from Black lycra Dotty. the paddle colour of choice is white and pink now.

[WBennett]

Stay strong Grunt, do not be tempted to take the easy way out and succumb to the dark side.

He can play for the Union. But i ordered a confederate shirt for him

[Grunt]

Gee it is tough being wanted, I can now understand how Greg Inglis feels playing for QLD when he was born in NSW for origin.

[PeteyD]

Who is on what teams, since you have ordered the shirts we best find that out.