My best mate is in the US of A sniffing after some yankee bird he met a while ago. I got this email from him the other day:

All set up for our volunteering stint at the Bellsouth Classic at the end of next month. Picked up our uniforms last weekend. If you get a chance to watch it at all I will be working the following -
Thurs - 9th fairway Fri - 8th green Sat - 17th fairway Sun - 6th green.
Bastard! He gets to watch the big guys play, and gets free stuff as well!