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    Default WAnker Champs Predictions

    I'm predicting
    • GAshes to fail to make the reds in front of a crowd of more than 10 at least once.
    • The Nully Cup to make a return flight east.
    • Shadesy to disgrace himself with another man.
    What else lads?
    Forum needs more banter.

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    It won't be as good as the NSW Champs.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    I'm predicting
    • GAshes to fail to make the reds in front of a crowd of more than 10 at least once.
    • The Nully Cup to make a return flight east.
    • Shadesy to disgrace himself with another man.
    What else lads?
    I reckon you're wrong on all three.
    • I'm in rare form with the driver.
    • No one wins at the Cut playing it for the first time
    • Bit of a stretch to call Simmsy a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    It won't be as good as the NSW Champs.
    NSW has a champs?




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    Tigger will offer to beat someone up (probably me, seeing as fit won't be there)

    Hocko to assault at least 1 club per day per man per haps

    Shadesy to assault me and finish off what he started last year.

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    Oh and Ashes to crack the tonne on at least one occasion

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Tigger will offer to beat someone up (probably me, seeing as fit won't be there)

    Hocko to assault at least 1 club per day per man per haps

    Shadesy to assault me and finish off what he started last year.
    New Improved Tiger is non violent. He says his piece and then sooks for 12 holes or until he chips one in.




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    Off the NTP marker






    On purpose

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Tigger will offer to beat someone up (probably me, seeing as fit won't be there)

    Hocko to assault at least 1 club per day per man per haps

    Shadesy to assault me and finish off what he started last year.
    Hopefully, you sleep with your mouth closed.
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    Lots of balls ending up in the bushes on the back 9 at The Cut, hopefully by a few Easties that are playing it for the first time .

    Most particularly on holes 10, 12, 15 and 17 if the breeze decides to switch on that morning.

    Maybe a few dummy spits could be blurted out by some 'usual' suspects. Yoss's will most likely be the funniest of the lot.

    OR he might try to play some hero/superman shot out of a tree, burrow or somewhere's else.

    Lefty may try to blind me with one of his coloured golfing outfits, given that my sunnies do not have polarised lenses in them.



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    Hocko to eat Nuffies steak while nuffie nibbles at his salad.

    Food to be left on the floor, uneaten.

    Someone will song the Brady Bunch theme.

    Shadesy will try to steal the Nullarbor Cup.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Marto65 View Post
    Food to be left on the floor, uneaten.
    If he was playing, TourFit would have been a shoe in for best on ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marto65 View Post
    Hocko to eat Nuffies steak while nuffie nibbles at his salad.
    Not if the pepper steak is as good as last time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Off the NTP markerOn purpose
    Unfortunately the 'signie' just missed. But the final sandie ferret chip in to win the final hole and take more money, now that was gold. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    I'm predicting
    • Shadesy to disgrace himself with another man.
    This is hardly a worthwhile prediction. More like a dead certainty. Even more than dc being favourite!

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    JC to find solace in sledging everyone not in single figures after being towelled up by SMS
    Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
    witb?

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    Pieface to not attend a WA Champs, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Pieface to not attend a WA Champs, ever.
    Classmate of Nostradamus, could be accurate!
    Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
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    That there will be another Jnr Pie by Champs next year.

    (Would that be a party pie)

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    Rubin to find heafs six iron at Meadow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Rubin to find heafs six iron at Meadow.
    Argh yes, great point.
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Next to a Lethal that morphs into a noodle.

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    - Canuck to complain about light/shadows on the green and how he can't read them, or has new contacts, or glasses or something similar.
    - TommyG to be THE slowest player in the field, and to finish 2+ holes behind the group in front.
    - Simmsy to be t-bagged..... again.
    - Shades to have his ass out more times than GIR's.
    - Ashes to be the Southern Fried Goth after only 1 days play.
    long and soft

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    Rain on the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hocko View Post
    Rain on the weekend.
    Boo. Hopefully only light winds though.....
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