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    Default The Tourfit "Oh No, I've hurt my V*gina and might miss champs comp."

    Based on a dubious track record of "almost" missing champs numerous years in a row, 'Nuckbet tm, decided to hold a tipping competition based on predicting the day the Mr Fit would either threaten to or actually drop out of champs.


    Today, at 7:03am:
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    Sorry boys...I'm out.
    Congratulations to IDGolfguy whose tip was the closest to the mark. For his efforts, he wins $35, with an additional $35 raised for Beyond Blue.

    If the formatting is stuffed as I am on my phone, can a mod please assist?

    Jc, founder of 'Nuckbet tm.

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    Only two things in Life a guaranteed:

    1. Death
    2. Tourfit Threatening to pull out of champs.

    Wow nicely Played I.d, I had a last minute Pullout with A Jeep running over his foot as the cause.
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    A piano falling from a building was my sure bet !! Oh well.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    I had stubbed toe from floorburgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    A piano falling from a building was my sure bet !! Oh well.
    Good guess, Otto.




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    i was way off..... and didn't pick a COP either...

    if i had to choose, it would have been because he didn't have the matching Adidas outfits.......
    long and soft

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    Well done ID.

    I honestly thought he'd hold out on us until a fortnight out.
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    Like every other year, shouldn't the bet be about how many days later I am back in again?

    Unfortunately, that won't happen this year. I have used my annual leave for the week in Bali with the family and some of our friends... the following weekend from Champs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    Unfortunately, that won't happen this year. I have used my annual leave for the week in Bali with the family and some of our friends... the following weekend from Champs!
    Taking the golf clubs with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mububban View Post
    Taking the golf clubs with you?
    He'd need a shipping container.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    Like every other year, shouldn't the bet be about how many days later I am back in again?Unfortunately, that won't happen this year. I have used my annual leave for the week in Bali with the family and some of our friends... the following weekend from Champs!
    That is why I didn't want to start the thread, but the peer pressure was strong. Dotty, fantastic.




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    Nope...first time ever. Usually always take them away with me.

    Will also be going 'non playing' at MLGC at month's end. Our subs will be due Oct 1, but it's just not worth it for me at the moment. I will reassess both the job and/or my golf in 6 months or so. Haven't been playin', haven't enjoyed NOT playin' and haven't enjoyed it even when I've managed to play.

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    Thanks all!
    Enjoying the job though, 'Fit?
    Last edited by idgolfguy; 18th September 2013 at 06:38 PM.
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    haven't enjoyed NOT playin'


    Doesn't sound like it.

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    I'm having SERIOUS withdrawals...I miss playing, and yet when I do play it is not enjoyable as it should be. Might be channeling Mega?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    I'm having SERIOUS withdrawals...I miss playing, and yet when I do play it is not enjoyable as it should be. Might be channeling Mega?
    Do you hate everyone that you play with as well? That will tell us if you are channelling mega.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    Do you hate everyone that you play with as well? That will tell us if you are channelling mega.
    I always end up playing with an asshole........
    Oh wait, that's me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    Do you hate everyone that you play with as well? That will tell us if you are channelling mega.
    No not at all...just you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    I'm having SERIOUS withdrawals...I miss playing, and yet when I do play it is not enjoyable as it should be. Might be channeling Mega?
    I know how it feels to miss golf and then dont miss it when the next round turns out not to be good golf.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffie View Post
    I know how it feels to miss golf and then dont miss it when the next round turns out not to be good golf.
    I think anyone who's played it for any real length of time probably has. Especially when the other parts of your life aren't going too well.

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    Wrong thread
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Wrong thread
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