Dust ups on the course

[bergsey]

Played this morning with a couple of new-ish members at the club, a young guy and a couple of probably 50 ish Irish guys. They were ok to play with, although we had an interesting 17th hole.

One of the Irish guys hit his approach into 17 from about 200m out, as the group in front was walking off the green. Hits it in their direction and calls 'fore'. One of the guys in the group yells back 'c*ckhead' or something similar as the ball nearly hits them.

Anyway get down to the green and the Irish guy goes up to the group in front who had just teed off on the 18th. Asked them what they had called him and one of the guys again says 'you're a c*ckhead mate for hitting, you should have waited until we had got further off the green. Irish guy asks him again what did you call me? the guy says 'c*ckhead'.

All the while i'm busy lining up my putt, next thing i know the Irish guy cracks the other guy in the head, kicks him in the leg, and takes him down to the ground. Was just about to start raining more blows down on him but the other guy pleaded for mercy.

Irish guy walks back calmy, says 'that guy had a big mouth, where i come from if you have a big mouth you better know how to fight'.

I was speechless to say the least, at least my putt went in and doubt i will be seeing that guy again!

Anyone else got a weird story like that?

[Yossarian]

Holy crap!

[Shadesy]

Instant banning Bergs?

[bergsey]

Instant banning Bergs?

Hell yeah he'll be gone... the guy that got hit was a loudmouth sith africun so slightly deserved it. but not while i'm putting ffs!

[Pieface]

To think I was recommending Jackson sign up there asap!

How did you score on 18 Bergs?

[Pieface]

ooh...should get a free pass for snotting a Saffer!

[Webster]

"Political immunity"

[bergsey]

To think I was recommending Jackson sign up there asap!

How did you score on 18 Bergs?

Birdie

[Pieface]

Birdie

Wanted to get out of dodge asap eh?

Cool as a cucumber Bergsey!

[Pieface]

"Political immunity"

[Jackson]

Should I get lessons in self defence before applying to WAGC?

[bergsey]

put it this way at least there is one more vacancy now ....

[Jeffo1123]

I think you should take him out with you every week if you nailed the putt and then birdied the last!

[Golfnut]

Keep this fellow close Bergsey........oh and don't call him a c*ckhead, at least not to his face.

Slightly OT but would the gent in question get his membership fees back (prorata of course)?

[idgolfguy]

With all those witnesses, Police case?

[Golfnut]

Up to the Saffer I'd say.

[mrbluu]

I didn't see but there was the infamous incident where Terry Lamb punch the shit out of another member. The other guy was and still is a ****!!!

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1111113393410

[matty]

I was outraged until I read the victim was South Efrican.

[AndyP]

I'm surprised that some of the wankers on this forum haven't been decked by someone on the golf course.

[bergsey]

With all those witnesses, Police case?

I would think very strong case. The other guy didn't fight back at all. Have seen worse in the school yard but definitely not on a golf course

[Eag's]

I'm surprised that some of the wankers on this forum haven't been decked by someone on the golf course.

+1

[LarryLong]

Now I'm really glad I didn't call Muldude a cockhead when he rolled one past me while I was putting at the vic champs last year.

Bergsey, were you tempted to say "Thanks for the game, cockhead" when you shook hands on the 18th?

[Ferrins]

I'm surprised that some of the wankers on this forum haven't been decked by someone on the golf course.

That's because they're good at running away.

[Shadesy]

Keep this fellow close Bergsey........oh and don't call him a c*ckhead, at least not to his face.

Slightly OT but would the gent in question get his membership fees back (prorata of course)?

Classic Golfnut

[Golfnut]

Classic Golfnut

Shame you were the only one to get it