WA Champs - Gavin Simms Memorial Cup 2013 - Official Thread

[Shadesy]

Hi Guys/Girls/Shemales

I am away for a few weeks in June and it’s time to start looking at getting numbers and confirmations for the greatest Champs of them all.

Date: October 18/19/20 2013

Accommodation - Mandurah Holiday Village. I have 4 Villas (sleep up to 4) Booked.


Golf
Please Refer to this Link for Friday golf Details.
http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/36884-WA-Champs-Friday-Golf-(North-vs-South)

This is at Kwinana Golf Club @ 8am

Friday Arvo Skins - Mandurah Golf Club Golf Club. Tee off 3.30 PM Price: $20 or 9 holes.


Saturday Champs Round - Secret Harbour Golf Links -$78.50 with Cart and Lunch. 5 Groups teeing off at 8am. We can enter the PGN comp at this stage if you would like (optional ). This is a really nice course but it’s also public and will be in for a slow day, so please be patient guys. We will make presentations over dinner so the first groups are not hanging around all afternoon.

Sunday Champs Round - Meadow Springs Country Club - $59 or $79 with Cart. 5 Groups teeing off at 8am. It is early but we beat the rush of the members between 11.45 and 1pm. also allows us to get going a bit earlier and perhaps hang around for presentations as people want to get moving back to their families.

Groups will be seeded this year, so if you want a sleep in, play well Saturday

Both Champs Courses are highly rated and should be a good test with a variety of golf needing to be played.

All Up with both champs rounds and 2 nights accommodation it should come to $217.50 with no carts at Meadow Springs. (Carts are recommended at SH). No prepayment required for the Golf courses (I will require to pay SH on the day, so I will be asking for cash leading up to it). Prize donation will be $25 again.

At this moment, I will need one Nights payment for Mandurah Village ($40) to secure your place, with the rest of the money TBD Later. Will PM Bank Details when I get your interest in this thread. I realise things may change from now to October, but please put your name down and we’ll refund any cash should you have to pull out.

Friday Night – We will probably head into Mandurah and secure a booking at a number of options along the foreshore. Pretty easy walk.

Saturday Night – I think Pizza will be the go again, but will require probably $10 from everyone this year, rather than relying of MegaWatty’s generosity.

Would be great to get some new Wankers to the champs as well as some more Easties making the trip across. Honestly us Wankers don’t bite and I think those that travelled agreed it was a good time had by all.

Saturday Groupings

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[Johnny Canuck]

Sunday was the most fun I've had playing golf in a long time. Rubin and Shorty had me in stitches the whole time. Shorty's comments are unprintable, but Rubin contributed some gems that are worth sharing.

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Rubin "I've played Meadow Springs heaps, it's basically my home track".
Ashes "So what distance are the white markers?"
Rubin "100m. You're about 120m out from there".
After I go nowhere near reaching the green with an 8 iron, Rubin suggests the whites must be 150m, not 100m.

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Rubin "It's about 260m carry over that bunker if you want to take that line"
I'd struggle to carry 180m on a good day.

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I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

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Shorty asks if there's any trouble near the green on the 12th.
Rubin (remembering this is virtually his home track) "Nah mate, no bunkers or anything around that green".
Shorty hits a good shot, just missing the green. Walks up to discover his ball, you guessed it, in a greenside bunker.

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Rubin "Driver is definitely the play on this hole".
After hitting my driver into the shit, I watch as Rubin pulls out his hybrid..

But the middle of the fairway was a great call that can't be disputed.

[Ashes]

But the middle of the fairway was a great call that can't be disputed.

I wouldn't know, I only found the middle of the fairway once, and that was on the first where it was wasted by Rubin telling me I was 55m closer to the hole than I actually was.

[hocko]

Sunday was the most fun I've had playing golf in a long time. Rubin and Shorty had me in stitches the whole time. Shorty's comments are unprintable, but Rubin contributed some gems that are worth sharing.

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Rubin "I've played Meadow Springs heaps, it's basically my home track".
Ashes "So what distance are the white markers?"
Rubin "100m. You're about 120m out from there".
After I go nowhere near reaching the green with an 8 iron, Rubin suggests the whites must be 150m, not 100m.

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Rubin "It's about 260m carry over that bunker if you want to take that line"
As anyone who has played golf with me knows, I'd struggle to carry 180m on a good day.

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I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

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Shorty asks if there's any trouble near the green on the 12th.
Rubin (remembering this is virtually his home track) "Nah mate, no bunkers or anything around that green".
Shorty hits a good shot, just missing the green. Walks up to discover his ball, you guessed it, in a greenside bunker.

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Rubin "Driver is definitely the play on this hole".
After hitting my driver into the shit, I watch as Rubin pulls out his hybrid..

Great shit Asho.
Don't tell me boats!

[Ashes]

Great shit Asho.
Don't tell me boats!

Haha - Best. Ad. Ever.

[simmsy]

Awesome stuff

[MegaWatty]

Unsurprising.

[TheNuclearOne]

Sounds like Rubes is a master of gamesmanship

[rubin]

I'll give u the first - my mistake on that one, but I have never used the course markers as I've had the range finder.

The hybrid u missed a few comments prior and afterwards, but as I said to Shaun - don't blame me for hitting the ball like crap (and as u striped your provi up the middle, it turns out it was the play for you).

[timah!]

I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

GOLD!

[MegaWatty]

There's definitely bunkers on 12.

[LeftyHoges]

My triple slut on the back 9 involved one shot left handed out of the boonge.. you would have been proud lefty!

Did Shaun let you borrow a club or did you flip it on its toe / use the back of the head?

[LeftyHoges]

That is a very good question.

I was too scared to check after I yelled "shanks are funny" and hock's group was cheering from the 9th tee. I couldn't tell who you wanted to kill first.

I know they definitely moved up in the rankings when they cheered the second splash.

That's easy... Me.

I was ****ing furious with myself.

i think that was mostly me on the 9th tee with Lefty's slut.

i was quickly told by Hocko and Shades to "shut the **** up or he'll throw that iron at you"

Could have been on but I probably would've shanked the throw into the piss on 9.

[sms316]

Did Shaun let you borrow a club or did you flip it on its toe / use the back of the head?

Toe down. I wasn't letting Hansel anywhere near my clubs!

[Shortylook]

You're on!

Excuse me simmsy, but I need revenge for the whooping I received from ashes on Friday. If it can be organized I'd love to be able to take him on again without shaking like a leaf for the 18 holes like last time

[simmsy]

Don't be too hard on yourself Duff. You only shook like a leaf for the first 9.

You abused yourself relentlessly the rest of the way.

[sms316]

Don't be too hard on yourself Duff. You only shook like a leaf for the first 9.

You abused yourself relentlessly the rest of the way.

Not the first WAnker who is into self abuse.

[Ashes]

Excuse me simmsy, but I need revenge for the whooping I received from ashes on Friday. If it can be organized I'd love to be able to take him on again without shaking like a leaf for the 18 holes like last time

You think this was scary



You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

[sms316]

You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

[Shortylook]

You think this was scary



You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

Bring it on. Already got my outfit picked out

[Jackson]

Bring it on. Already got my outfit picked out

Couldn't you just use this years outfits? The shirts won't even need to be cleaned!

[Shortylook]

Couldn't you just use this years outfits? The shirts won't even need to be cleaned!

Yea I guess, I only wore mine for 5 minutes each day. Just long enough to change out of them and then into the PRIDE and MAXIPAD ones.