The Challenge - Yoss v Rubin

[rubin]

$100 to the winner.

Rules:
- Whomever has the lowest actual handicap by the time the first group tee's off on the Friday for the Nullabor Cup II
- There will be no hugging, kissing, or ass touching of any kind between the contestants.

Started a new thread cause Cap'n jack was getting getting shitty.

The Beginning:
Yoss 13.1 Rubin 16.9

Difference = 3.8 Shots Yoss.

Ongoing: 23/09/13
Yoss 12.5 Golfrink
Rubin 15.9 Choplink

Difference = 3.4 Shots Yoss.

[LeftyHoges]

Wanna start a race to scratch, JC?

[Johnny Canuck]

Wanna start a race to scratch, JC?

I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.

[Yossarian]

Rubes do you think the fact I have no idea about my clubs swingweight, lofts, lies or lengths will be a big advantage for you?

[Peppas]

Where is Jono by the way ??

Recovering from some type of shoulder op, no golf for 6 months I think?

[rubin]

Rubes do you think the fact I have no idea about my clubs swingweight, lofts, lies or lengths will be a big advantage for you?

no.

Do you think the fact that you constantly try and pull the piss out of everyone and everything will be an advantage for you?

[simmsy]

I do.

You obviously get a rise everytime Yoss has a go.

[LeftyHoges]

I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.

Ha ha, same boat. Will never get there, plus our pennant starts this Sunday so at least 4 or 5 weeks of no comp golf.

I actually doubt I'll play another comp round until City of Cairns tournament in August.

Disturbing.

[Yossarian]

no.

Do you think the fact that you constantly try and pull the piss out of everyone and everything will be an advantage for you?

Yes. The piss is not the only thing I'd like to pull.

[hocko]

Wanna start a race to scratch, JC?

I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.

Ha ha, same boat. Will never get there, plus our pennant starts this Sunday so at least 4 or 5 weeks of no comp golf.

I actually doubt I'll play another comp round until City of Cairns tournament in August.

Disturbing.

If you two don't think you will get to scratch what is you goal then?
Serious question.

[LeftyHoges]

If you two don't think you will get to scratch what is you goal then?
Serious question.

Serious answer:

Get as low as I can without any practice what-so-ever.

[Yossarian]

PS

I am sorry for the piss taking rubes, it is because I am a grumpy old man with no love in his heart. If all that stuff makes you happy then it is ok with me. Except the midget in the freezer that will never be ok.

[Johnny Canuck]

Yoss, I would like to play off 2.0 to 2.9 consistently. If I could get to 1, great. With it getting dark so early, I play very little golf this time of year.

[Yossarian]

I didn't ask.

[hocko]

I didn't ask.

He doesn't care

[Johnny Canuck]

I didn't ask.

Sorry. Change Yoss to Hocko.

[hocko]

Yoss, I would like to play off 2.0 to 2.9 consistently. If I could get to 1, great. With it getting dark so early, I play very little golf this time of year.

But after winter season you will have more time.
What would your goal be then.
Just for the record, i would like to be back to 3 by the end of the year.

[Johnny Canuck]

But after winter season you will have more time.What would your goal be then.Just for the record, i would like to be back to 3 by the end of the year.

I would like to play off 1. I will need to dedicate some time to practising, which is something I have never done. I purchased my first range balls in about 9 months on Sat before my round to sort out my ott issues. Got about 3/4 of the way through it.Trying to spend a lunch hour a week at Wembley to work on wedges. Did it twice a couple weeks ago and noticed instant results. Short game will be the key. I also need to settle on a bag and stay with it.

[sms316]

I would like to play off 1. I will need to dedicate some time to practising, which is something I have never done. I purchased my first range balls in about 9 months on Sat before my round to sort out my ott issues. Got about 3/4 of the way through it.Trying to spend a lunch hour a week at Wembley to work on wedges. Did it twice a couple weeks ago and noticed instant results. Short game will be the key. I also need to settle on a bag and stay with it.

If you get down to 1 you might have to give me a shot at NC2.

[Shadesy]

If you get down to 1 you might have to give me a shot at NC2.

I would hope the man of integrity you are, you would offer a scratch rematch.

[Peter]

I hope you've done a good enough job agreeing the terms - would hate for this to turn into another Jarro / Scottt debacle.

[idgolfguy]

PS

I am sorry for the piss taking rubes, it is because I am a grumpy old man with no love in his heart. If all that stuff makes you happy then it is ok with me. Except the midget in the freezer that will never be ok.

What's this about me and some freezer.

[rubin]

I hope you've done a good enough job agreeing the terms - would hate for this to turn into another Jarro / Scottt debacle.

Terms are pretty straight forward.

lowest actual handicap by tee off at Nully cup II.
Only way out I see is death.

[Lobsta]

Terms are pretty straight forward.

lowest actual handicap by tee off at Nully cup II.
Only way out I see is death.

What about a popper-esque last minute injury?

[Yossarian]

Rubin is a magnificent physical specimen so he will be fine.

I am already as low as I can go so it isn't really an issue!

[Peter]

What if one of the players, facing a form slump and increase in handicap, deliberately avoids competition golf?