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3rd March 2013 06:21 PM
#76
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Bought a pack today. Can't wait for tomorrow's action.
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3rd March 2013 06:38 PM
#77
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
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3rd March 2013 07:39 PM
#78
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
Jarro
Did you get the extra strength option ?
You don't want a finger to slip into virgin country
Dodging bullets since 2003
WITB
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3rd March 2013 08:06 PM
#79
Senior Member
Touring Pro (PGA)
RIP -
Duncan Bennett & Leon Treadwell
Unitlink
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3rd March 2013 08:57 PM
#80
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
Iain
You assume it's virgin....
With all that supergoal talk you would have to wonder.
Dodging bullets since 2003
WITB
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3rd March 2013 09:03 PM
#81
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
I'm adventurous but there is a line.
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3rd March 2013 09:09 PM
#82
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
sms316
I'm adventurous but there is a line.
Past the first knuckle?
Dodging bullets since 2003
WITB
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3rd March 2013 09:12 PM
#83
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Originally Posted by
Tomson
Past the first knuckle?
Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
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3rd March 2013 09:12 PM
#84
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
Tomson
Past the first knuckle?
Reminder.jpg
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3rd March 2013 09:19 PM
#85
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
sms316
Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
Is this story really about you?
Dodging bullets since 2003
WITB
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3rd March 2013 09:24 PM
#86
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Originally Posted by
Tomson
Is this story really about you?
No mate. This guy was a true original. Member at Royal Canberra. Used to trade foreign currency before becoming a gig. Had 8 kids to 4 different mothers (3 were "business transactions"). One day on the range he had the video camera out and he called me over to "have a look at his swing". I was thrilled when I took a look and saw one of his home movies with him waiving to the camera.
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3rd March 2013 09:25 PM
#87
Senior Member
Touring Pro (PGA)
Originally Posted by
Tomson
Is this story really about you?
Do you really want to know?!
RIP -
Duncan Bennett & Leon Treadwell
Unitlink
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3rd March 2013 09:42 PM
#88
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
sms316
No mate. This guy was a true original. Member at Royal Canberra. Used to trade foreign currency before becoming a gig. Had 8 kids to 4 different mothers (3 were "business transactions"). One day on the range he had the video camera out and he called me over to "have a look at his swing". I was thrilled when I took a look and saw one of his home movies with him waiving to the camera.
When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
Dodging bullets since 2003
WITB
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3rd March 2013 09:53 PM
#89
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Tomson
When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
Was that the sort of party where you had to throw your keys in a bowl on arrival?
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3rd March 2013 10:08 PM
#90
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
Tomson
When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
Tell me he didn't wink at you...
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
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3rd March 2013 10:24 PM
#91
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
sms316
Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
Related to Ferrins?
If you start out depressed everything’s kind of a pleasant surprise.
WITB: stuff.
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3rd March 2013 11:07 PM
#92
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
sms316
Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
Or a permanently slack sphincter.
WITB -
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Woods - Turbo Power III+ 3 & 5 wood
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H'cap - 12.7 on 1/1/08, 12.8 on 1/1/09, 13.7 on 1/1/10
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4th March 2013 07:53 AM
#93
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
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14th May 2014 11:47 AM
#94
Victorious Captain
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
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14th May 2014 11:48 AM
#95
Victorious Captain
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
sms316
Bought a pack today. Can't wait for tomorrow's action.
What brand did you end up going with, results, still using?
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14th May 2014 11:48 AM
#96
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Originally Posted by
titleist
What brand did you end up going with, results, still using?
Kleenex mate. Nothing fresher.
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14th May 2014 11:49 AM
#97
Victorious Captain
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Good call, ive been gaming the kids version for a while, time to step up!
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14th May 2014 11:50 AM
#98
Victorious Captain
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
on second thoughts are we doing more bad than good...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-year-fix.html
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14th May 2014 01:24 PM
#99
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Ping, Callaway, Wilson Staff, Cleveland, Odyssey & Bridgestone - the United Nations of golf gear
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14th May 2014 05:33 PM
#100
At first I thought it could be Finch from American Pie
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