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    Bought a pack today. Can't wait for tomorrow's action.
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    Did you get the extra strength option ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarro View Post
    Did you get the extra strength option ?
    You don't want a finger to slip into virgin country
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    You don't want a finger to slip into virgin country
    You assume it's virgin....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    You assume it's virgin....
    With all that supergoal talk you would have to wonder.
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    I'm adventurous but there is a line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    I'm adventurous but there is a line.
    Past the first knuckle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    Past the first knuckle?
    Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    Past the first knuckle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
    Is this story really about you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    Is this story really about you?
    No mate. This guy was a true original. Member at Royal Canberra. Used to trade foreign currency before becoming a gig. Had 8 kids to 4 different mothers (3 were "business transactions"). One day on the range he had the video camera out and he called me over to "have a look at his swing". I was thrilled when I took a look and saw one of his home movies with him waiving to the camera.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    Is this story really about you?
    Do you really want to know?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    No mate. This guy was a true original. Member at Royal Canberra. Used to trade foreign currency before becoming a gig. Had 8 kids to 4 different mothers (3 were "business transactions"). One day on the range he had the video camera out and he called me over to "have a look at his swing". I was thrilled when I took a look and saw one of his home movies with him waiving to the camera.
    When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
    Was that the sort of party where you had to throw your keys in a bowl on arrival?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    When I was younger I went to a party to a well known family around Cairns, went in to the party and they had a blue movie on. Decided to sit on the couch and watch a bit with everyone else. Movie went on for a while, as I got up to join the party I looked at the guy next to me, then I looked back at the screen, you wouldn't believe it was the same person.
    Tell me he didn't wink at you...



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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Certainly nowhere near the watch. A mate of mine back in Canberra used to be a gigolo and he told me about this chick he was once seeing. She told him that she had always wanted to fist a guy up the back passage. He just said that was fine but whatever she did to him he would do to her. Now that is what it is like to have no limits.
    Or a permanently slack sphincter.
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    Oh wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Bought a pack today. Can't wait for tomorrow's action.
    What brand did you end up going with, results, still using?

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    Quote Originally Posted by titleist View Post
    What brand did you end up going with, results, still using?
    Kleenex mate. Nothing fresher.
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    Good call, ive been gaming the kids version for a while, time to step up!

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    on second thoughts are we doing more bad than good...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-year-fix.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by titleist View Post
    on second thoughts are we doing more bad than good...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-year-fix.html
    How much does this guy love his job hahaha

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    At first I thought it could be Finch from American Pie


 

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