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    beware that you can make your anus TO clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    Good one Jackson

    My question is, what the hell is a serious camping trip????? Is that where you are not allowed to laugh around the campfire? No having fun?
    No mod cons at all, no shower, no toilet etc find a log and dig a hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    No mod cons at all, no shower, no toilet etc find a log and dig a hole.
    Ohh I class that as just camping, there is no better way of doing it.






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    If SMS starts asking about anal bleaching I AM OUT OF HERE !!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    Ohh I class that as just camping, there is no better way of doing it.
    There is only one way to go camping and that is at a venue which has Foxtel.
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    Can I ask an apparently silly question Shaughn?

    Why are you talking/asking about bum wipes? Doesn't the movement of the thong take care of all that? (Like dental floss for your ass cheeks)

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    I'm intruiged about the moist goodness.
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    Bum wipe thread and Shaun, why does it feel so right?
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    Thanks for caring about my posterior Monsta and Dotty. Lock it away in your respective spank banks. I can always send you a few photos that they took if that is what floats your boat.

    ps - no icecube needed up the date.

    What was the point of this thread anyway?

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    We all have to wipe our bum Benno. There comes a time in every man's life where one asks "is there a better way?"
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    Had some blood on the paper hey mudguts? Get the Doc to check you out. Probably just an unhappy 'roid but its better to find out than die of bowel cancer

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    No mate. No claret.
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    Baby wipe have saved me once this year already in property management. More power to the wipes I say
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbennett View Post
    Thanks for caring about my posterior Monsta and Dotty.
    Been there, done that and still wary of anything featuring magnesium high on the nutritional information list.

    I was booked in for a 7am Monday checkup, and had warned my employer (tech. programmer, ex-Danish Post Office and muse for Big Bang Theory) that I'd handle email/phone calls from home that day, but he'd have to do any visits to client sites, as I didn't think I'd be able to sit down for 24 hours.

    After the checkup, I 'phoned the boss to say that I could do callouts, as there was no pain or discomfort at all. He said ... 'Of course there would be no pain. If it was painful, then there wouldn't be so many homosexuals.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbennett View Post
    Thanks for caring about my posterior Monsta and Dotty. Lock it away in your respective spank banks. I can always send you a few photos that they took if that is what floats your boat.
    Dont really care about it Spud, was just curious if they found your head up there??? Or maybe something that you "accidentally" fell on in the shower.....






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    As usual Dotty that is gold. Even the mrs laughed at that one when she made me tell her why I was laughing at my phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    Adult wipes are indispensable on serious camping trips.
    Better off just getting some regulation australian army ration packs. I dunno what they put in there but it is something special. You will be dry for about 5 days then set some sort of world record!
    I think the idea is, they cant afford to have soldiers on patrols being caught with their pants down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldrick View Post
    beware that you can make your anus TO clean
    Will it do the dishes and the dusting, but baulk at the vacuuming?
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Better off just getting some regulation australian army ration packs. I dunno what they put in there but it is something special. You will be dry for about 5 days then set some sort of world record!
    I think the idea is, they cant afford to have soldiers on patrols being caught with their pants down
    The camping trips I go on involve lots of burnt BBQ meat washed down with lots of Beer and Rum. The closest we get to fibre is a piece of white bread wrapped around a snag and sauce. The wipes really earn their keep from day 2 on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    The camping trips I go on involve lots of burnt BBQ meat washed down with lots of Beer and Rum. The closest we get to fibre is a piece of white bread wrapped around a snag and sauce. The wipes really earn their keep from day 2 on!
    Amen.










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    I think it was Will Smith who used the analogy"what would you use to wipe some pooh off your arm, a dry piece of paper or something to wash it off?" it was either Will Smith or Plato, either way the man has a point

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    Good point. The Bidet also has some advantages over the sanitary function.
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    Could've used some of these at work today
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