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  1. 1st March 2013 10:26 AM #26
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    Default Adult Bum Wipes

    Really?
    Thought he would be clean as due to the prep involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Really?
    Thought he would be clean as due to the prep involved.
    He means every wipe after taking the Prep-Kit-C, not just the very last wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Really?
    Thought he would be clean as due to the prep involved.
    You have to take those tablets that clean you out.. and after a while toilet paper turns into sandpaper.
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    See dotty knows what I'm talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by titleist View Post
    Bidet all the way for me....
    But I do have a packet of these at work in my locker, nothing worse than snapping one off and being uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
    Will be a little bit embarrassing on the shopping list once my kids grow up......
    What's a portable bidet look like? A spray and wipe bottle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Really?
    Thought he would be clean as due to the prep involved.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    He means every wipe after taking the Prep-Kit-C, not just the very last wipe.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    You have to take those tablets that clean you out.. and after a while toilet paper turns into sandpaper.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    See dotty knows what I'm talking about
    Ask Spud, he went through this last couple of days,
    Seemed very jovial today, maybe he enjoyed it a little bit too much






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    Quote Originally Posted by golfer69 View Post
    Do they flush ok ?
    See pic in the OP, they are "flushable"....
    Funny story re Kyle Sandilands.
    Heard one of the reasons he got booted out of a fancy mansion he was renting in the Hills District in Sydney was that he used baby wipes to wipe his butt exclusively and blocked up the plumbing......!
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    Quote Originally Posted by idgolfguy View Post
    What's a portable bidet look like? A spray and wipe bottle?
    Why would one need a protable bidet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    Ask Spud, he went through this last couple of days,
    Seemed very jovial today, maybe he enjoyed it a little bit too much
    I hope they didn't do a Endoscopy afterwards. That would be alittle awkward.
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  10. 1st March 2013 11:26 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by idgolfguy View Post
    What's a portable bidet look like? A spray and wipe bottle?
    Quote Originally Posted by titleist View Post
    Why would one need a protable bidet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomson View Post
    I hope they didn't do a Endoscopy afterwards. That would be alittle awkward.
    It doesn't matter with Benno.

    The two ends are very similar - in look and in function.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idgolfguy View Post
    What's a portable bidet look like? A spray and wipe bottle?
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    Would one feel strange wiping ones face with these? Preferably before one uses it to wipe ones own ass.
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    I find the firehose at hayseys works a treat to get crusty bits off and then dry off with a paper towel before using teh wipes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    It is an essential piece of equipment especially for the pre-game dump.
    These have saved me having to shower after the pre game dump. Highly effective in the prevention of "swamp ass". Shadesy keeps a pack in the car, as we have witnessed.



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    Armorall wipes for that shine

    Take your pick
    http://www.armorall.com.au/product-types/wipes/
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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchmanSS76 View Post
    Armorall wipes for that shine

    Take your pick
    http://www.armorall.com.au/product-types/wipes/
    No, those are GLASS wipes.
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    Seems like a simple question...

    But what is the difference between a pack of adult bum wipes and a pack of "Wet Ones" ???






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    Quote Originally Posted by virge666 View Post
    Seems like a simple question...

    But what is the difference between a pack of adult bum wipes and a pack of "Wet Ones" ???
    Wet Ones aren't designed to break down in septic tanks so flushing them would be a bad idea. They probably also contain harsher chemicals.
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    Virge, I think SMS is referring to the flushable ones, as opposed to the normal wet ones....
    Don't think you should flush normal baby wipes as they don't really breakdown as much and they will clog the **** out of your plumbing, jat...
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    Adult wipes are indispensable on serious camping trips.




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    I'm learning plenty in this thread. It is going to open a whole new world around my bum (no homo).
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    Oh, trust me, will change your life.
    Having kids has opened me to a whole new world of personal hygiene...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    Adult wipes are indispensable on serious camping trips.
    Serious camping trip or seriously camp trip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    Adult wipes are indispensable on serious camping trips.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
    Serious camping trip or seriously camp trip?
    Good one Jackson

    My question is, what the hell is a serious camping trip????? Is that where you are not allowed to laugh around the campfire? No having fun?






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