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    Do any OZgolfers use these?

    Which brand offers superior performance?

    Do you use toilet paper first and then do a final wet wipe?


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    Wash my bum in the laundry sink and then use a micro fibre cloth

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    I use parking tickets.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Give em a try SMS and report back with your findings. I just use the cheap Woolies ones. Great for cleaning the golf shoes too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    I use parking tickets.
    hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Give em a try SMS and report back with your findings. I just use the cheap Woolies ones. Great for cleaning the golf shoes too.
    Do you use them for the full service or just for a final freshen up?
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    There is a picture of dog on Pedigree Meaty Bites packet.

    Why do you think the Kleenex product is for human use?
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    Cheap Aldi ones are ok too
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Do you use them for the full service or just for a final freshen up?
    I usually go "all in" with the wipes. I find using paper somewhat harsh, and prone to crack maggots/dingleberrys.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    There is a picture of dog on Pedigree Meaty Bites packet.

    Why do you think the Kleenex product is for human use?
    Mmmmmmmm.....labrador fresh......

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    Yes and yes. The Kleenex ones.

    Let me know if you want more information!
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    Thanks Jack. That's what I needed to know. Do you keep a pack in the car, or do you go outside of your comfort zone away from home?
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    I keep a pack in the work bag as well as a pack at home... Same reason as Jack.
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    I always have a pack in the car. They are good for cleaning the dashboard and windows too.

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    Thanks lads. Sounds like this could be a life changer.
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    Bidet all the way for me....
    But I do have a packet of these at work in my locker, nothing worse than snapping one off and being uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
    Will be a little bit embarrassing on the shopping list once my kids grow up......

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    There are days I shouldn't just click on a thread for the hell of it.

    This is one of those days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by virge666 View Post
    There are days I shouldn't just click on a thread for the hell of it.

    This is one of those days...
    I agree Virge, geez SMS, having a slow day eh????






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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    I agree Virge, geez SMS, having a slow day eh????
    This all started from a conversation with my pennant captain. I'm learning something here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    I agree Virge, geez SMS, having a slow day eh????
    Ever worked in Gympie ??

    Every days a slow day (both pace of work and speech).

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    Thread stinks
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    Quote Originally Posted by ddasey View Post
    Ever worked in Gympie ??

    Every days a slow day (both pace of work and speech).
    This is true. Especially when it is under a shite load of water/mud.
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    Good thread SMS, I'm posting from the throne and just about to tidy up with a Kleenex in a minute.....

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    It is an essential piece of equipment especially for the pre-game dump.

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