Friday 15th Feb - Southern GC, Confederacy Vs The Union

[LeftyHoges]

Match	The Confederates	Score	Score	The Union
1 - 12:30	Monsta65 (13)		6/5	Peter_rs (14)
2	HCC (18 )		1up	Grumpy (11)
3	Monsta65 (13) & HCC (18 )	SQ	SQ	Peter_rs (14) & grumpy (11)
4 - 12:38	andigold (VC) (16)	SQ	SQ	AndyP (8 )
5	wbennett (10)	SQ	SQ	Iain (9)
6	andigold (16) & wbennett (10)	1up		AndyP (8 ) & Iain (9)
7 - 12:46	BenM (6)		5/4	Popper81 (4)
8	kev (22)	3/2		Lucasto23 (7)
9	BenM (6) & kev (22)	5/3		Popper81 (4) & Lucasto23 (7)
10 - 12:54	LarryLong (11)	2/1		Marto65 (VC) (7)
11	LeftyHoges (C) (3)	3/2		Courty (C) (7)
12	LarryLong (19) & LeftyHoges (3)	5/4		Marto65 (7) & Courty (7)
13 - 5:00	Kev (Mystery Fireball)		2up	Peter_rs (Mystery Fireball)
Total		7.5	5.5

Confederacy -
Captain: LeftyHoges
Vice-Captain: andigold

Union -
Captain: Courty
Vice-captain: Marto65

AndyP - 36pts
LeftyHoges - 35pts
Benno the Spud - 35pts
andigold - 34pts
Iain - 33pts
Popper81 - 33pts
Grumpy - 31pts
Marto65 - 30pts
LarryLong - 30pts
HCC - 30pts
Courty - 29pts
BenM - 29pts
Peter_rs - 29pts
Monsta65 - 25pts
Kev - 25pts
Lucasto23 - 21pts

[popper81]

You have it all wrong... The butt plug is for your mouth. Everyone know you would have spat your dummy by the time you go to bed on Friday. :

[Monsta]

Funny you should mention it .... as Peter-RS wants to put his hands on your arse in the first match.

See what I mean!!!! The Marty Gras is in Sydney not Melbourne

[Marto65]

[LarryLong]

Is there a road hole at Southern?

[Marto65]

Is there a road hole at Southern?

I'm sure you'll find one, Prong.

[kev]

Is there a road hole at Southern?

17th along Springvale Road - some pretty big trees to get over/through though...

https://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=so...toria&t=h&z=17

[Tom Waterhouse]

Ola,

I thought that I should check in with the latest head to head betting available at tomwaterhouse.com. There are some very tight matches here and no doubt there will be some very entertaining, and high quality, golf to be seen.

Let’s run through the market;

Match 1 – Monsta65 ($1.70) v Peter_RS ($2.15)
Match 2 – HCC ($1.80) v Grumpy ($2.00)
Match 3 – Monsta65 & HCC ($1.65) v Peter_RS & Grumpy ($2.30)

King of the fireball (Monsta65) has form on the board, and is also a noted pennant player. HCC has a very tidy handicap and will also start as favourite. Hard to see how the new parent and the FNQ hillbilly can even keep this competitive.

Match 4 – Andigold ($1.90) v AndyP ($2.00)
Match 5 – Wbennett ($2.10) v Iain ($1.80)
Match 6 – Andigold/WBennett ($1.95) v AndyP/Iain ($1.95)

Perhaps the toughest bracket of matches to pick. Noted handicap dodger, Iain, should account for that spud Benno, while Andigold should account for AndyP by TKO. Toss a coint for the best ball.

Match 7 – BenM ($1.90) v Popper81 ($2.00)
Match 8 – Kev ($1.95) v Lucastro23 ($1.95)
Match 9 – BenM/Kev ($1.90) v Popper81/Lucastro23 ($2.00)

Why did Popper81 cross the road? To taste defeat at the hands of BenM.

Match 10 – LarryLong ($2.00) v Marto65 ($1.80)
Match 11 – LeftyHoges ($1.80) v Courty ($2.00)
Match 12 – LarryLong/LeftyHoges ($1.90) v Marto65/Courty ($1.90)

LarryLong might be the only one to arrive on the tee as the others won’t be able to tear themselves away from the mirror.

So there you have it folks. Remember to go to tomwaterhouse.com for the best odds in sports betting.

Adios Amigos

[WBennett]

Does Southern have a range?

[sms316]

Does Southern have a range?

Sure does.

Enjoy the 1st and 14th holes in particular. They are real crackers.

[popper81]

Does Southern have a range of womens panties to sniff?

FTFY

[WBennett]

FTFY

I know you will be spending Friday evening sniffing my sweaty dirty Linebreak undergarments at the hotel as I watch the footy with Andy P. You filthy tart.

[Marto65]

I know you will be spending Friday evening singing victory songs while I lose all my money on greyhound racing and table tennis.

FTFY

[popper81]

Good lad, Marto.. I was going to type the same thing. I was worried I would strain my typing finger though.

[Courty]

[popper81]

Some special addition memorabilia is taking shape. Going to be a good day lads.

Union for life!!!

[LarryLong]

Some special addition memorabilia is taking shape. Going to be a good day lads.

Union for life!!!

Union-branded tissue boxes would be a good idea.

[popper81]

We intended to be that successful as a 'brand' you never know what will be included in our product range. Your idea is noted, Larry.

Courty has already started on his captains diary.

[WBennett]

Monsta

Load up on Iain at $1.80. He is offering exceptional value in a two horse race!

[LeftyHoges]

The trophy for this arrived today, thank Christ. I had nightmares of not getting it in time.

[Courty]

The trophy for this arrived today, thank Christ. I had nightmares of not getting it in time.

Mounted a snapped wedge head? You could have made your own.

[LeftyHoges]

Mounted a snapped wedge head? You could have made your own.

No-one wants a lefty head on their trophy. Can I borrow one of your snapped ones?

[popper81]

Mounted a snapped wedge head? You could have made your own.

Lefty, can we drink out of it WHEN we win?

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty, can we drink out of it WHEN we win?

Only the tiniest of sips. I got it that way on purpose!

I saw how much the Eastie boys enjoyed drinking out of the Nullabor cup and thought "No way am I giving those Union bastards any chance of enjoying anything out of this!"

[BenM]

Lefty, can we drink out of it WHEN we win?

Can we make you drink something unsavoury out of it when you lose??

[popper81]

Can we make you drink something unsavoury out of it when you lose??

You can try