When someone leaves a putt well short or long, of if they've got a testy little putt for units / skins we use the name of the local real estate agent who plays golf.
"Geez, there's plenty of Wakely (his last name) left in that."
When someone leaves a putt well short or long, of if they've got a testy little putt for units / skins we use the name of the local real estate agent who plays golf.
"Geez, there's plenty of Wakely (his last name) left in that."
The group of guys that I play with refer to having 7 shots on any hole as a "Kevin" after I had 4 consec 7's in a monthly medal
WITB
Ping Anser 9.5, Ping Anser 3 wood, Ping i20's 3-pw, Vokey 50, 54 & 58 deg wedges
Scotty Cameron Newport Select 2.6
Gungahlin Lakes Golf Club
You can't do shit without your balls !
- Tourettes(sp?) guy
I'm pretty sure he never played golf...
We hear the talk and talk the talk, but can't walk the walk.
Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?
"Show me a golfer who walks away calmly after topping a drive or missing a kick in putt, and I'll show you one who is going to lose."
Sam Snead
"I'm only scared of three things: lightning, a sidehill putt , and Ben Hogan."
Sam Snead
"Through years of experience, I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt."
Jack Nicklaus
"Those who cannot drive suppose themselves to be good putters."
Sir Walter Simpson
"I never wanted to be a millionaire. I just wanted to live like one."
Walter Hagen
"Pressure is playing for 10 dollars when you've only got five in you pocket."
Lee Trevino
"You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen."
Lee Trevino
"The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him."
P.G Wodenhouse
"If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her."
Gary Player
"I'm hitting the ball so terrible, I'm too disgusted to even practice."
Mark Calcavecchia
"Always throw clubs ahead of you. That way, you don't waste energy going back to pick them up."
Tommy Bolt
When you hit on the wrong fairway..
"Titty licker" opens the hole up..
"The Trojan" safe but didn't feel good.
"Got that one on the clit" (sweet spot)
For that shot hit pure.
Last edited by Lagerlover; 9th January 2013 at 06:16 PM.
bio cell+ big stick - fly z+ 3W - b'bertha 4h - srickson 545/74546-50 RTX, 56-60 md2 - tank cruiser 38" count balancedelilah smiley driver and MAGNETIC putter coversun mountain bag C130S - clicgear & knob
Try using soft hands.... On both counts .
Bump
"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." Sam Snead
Cranky tour pro to his caddy..
"You'd have to the worst caddy on tour"
Caddy replies..
"Nah that would be too much of a coincedence".
"That putt needs to do a Langer"
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