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    Quote Originally Posted by BenM View Post
    Mark Webber's starts. Sigh.
    Yep, he sucks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    Having 42 pts in a single and it only being good for a ball in the run down.Serves me right. Joked about throwing out the anchor on the 18th tee and then pushed the ball OOB and took a 6/1 on the last.Positive is I now consider I am now off 14.
    You got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. 😷

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    Finding $150 worth of TAB tickets in my shirt pocket, normally a good thing, not after the shirt has been washed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerryGroves View Post
    Finding $150 worth of TAB tickets in my shirt pocket, normally a good thing, not after the shirt has been washed.

    Had that happen, especially with bookie tix, then you are forced to go back to the bloody track to track em down and get paid.....

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    Getting told I'm too old for those big indoor adventure playgrounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenM View Post
    Mark Webber's starts. Sigh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    Yep, he sucks.
    fortunately, or unfortunately, nothing to do with Webber. the Mclaren supplied unit failed and caused the Start system to delay dramatically. also killed his Kers for a large portion of the race.
    long and soft

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    I found myself unintentionally at a driving range today.

    As I had no clubs, I shared my mates set of Callaways FT's

    Hit them as clean as I used to pre ozgolf. Had a great time... til I saw the shafts were regs.

    Maybe my wife is right... maybe I can't play the big dick game.
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    WOW... dick is no longer censored.

    god bless you jaybam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    WOW... dick is no longer censored.god bless you jaybam.
    Dickie, however, is censored for a month.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Club 100?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Dickie, however, is censored for a month.
    Really?... Going to be a long month me thinks
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    What did he do? Boobie gif?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    What did he do? Boobie gif?
    Who the hell knows? The place is fascinating in his absence. Threads that are just a copy/paste from some wanky US forum aren't really doing it for me personally.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Who the hell knows? The place is fascinating in his absence. Threads that are just a copy/paste from some wanky US forum aren't really doing it for me personally.
    As opposed to needing a PhD in both search pattern equations and binary storage formulas, to copy boobs off the internet.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    boobs... haha... you wrote boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    As opposed to needing a PhD in both search pattern equations and binary storage formulas, to copy boobs off the internet.
    Oscillating boobs.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Oscillating boobs.
    Sorry.

    I forgot about the necessary Masters in Pythagorean Algebra.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    I thought they bounced
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Dickie, however, is censored for a month.
    I think he is going for the record.
    Or does Jaybam have that sewn up

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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchmanSS76 View Post
    I thought they bounced
    Nope.

    I've researched it extensively and Katy Perry defies Newton's Laws of Physics.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    When you take driver to the range to find the nets are still damaged and you can only hit irons then come home to find a card in the letter box saying the courier attempted delivery of new shoes in the half hour you were out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    When you take driver to the range to find the nets are still damaged and you can only hit irons then come home to find a card in the letter box saying the courier attempted delivery of new shoes in the half hour you were out.
    That's a bad day.
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    Half sorted. Shoes were at the post office

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    Sorry. I forgot about the necessary Masters in Pythagorean Algebra.
    A squared + B squared = D Cup?




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    Mock cream. Absolute disgrace.


 

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