2013 NQ Matchplay

[haysey]

No promises, you know I like to ramble on. Especially about biros.

[Tom Waterhouse]

So, another year without NK means another year with a giant * beside it on the trophy. However that means another year when four or five people are genuine contenders.


Here’s the market for the rest of you NQankers. Get on it.

$1.20 - DC68. Always the bookies favorite. He’ll win this too.

$5.00 - Dcanto. Overhandicapped, underhaired and an accountant. Suspect short game stops him being up there beside DC. That and being toweled up in the last two finals. Should figure again.

$7.50 - haysey. Ozgolfs answer to an octopus falling out of a tree. If he’s timing it well, you’re in trouble. If he’s not, fore left. Overhandicapped according to my sources so he’s in with a chance.

$7.50 - Stuartmac75. First year in the competition. Be careful if you get a lead. He’s a prison guard so you know he likes to come from behind. Plays more golf than haysey.

$9.00 - Tomson. Flusher, but the imminent birth of two baby silverbacks may see these odds wound out quicker than Solarman gets out of his nighty when Courty comes a calling.

$10.00 - Courty. Needs to get rid of those three million swing thoughts swirling around his head. Hasn't been the same since Lefty stitched him up for best dressed at the champs. Don’t waste your money.

$12.00 - Outcast. Heaven help you if Captain Pugwash can hit four iron all day. Otherwise little to fear. Bring earplugs!!!

$15.00 - Julie. Tough to beat on her home track. Take Courty with you, she’ll be so distracted by the outfit she’ll have no chance.

$20.00 - Toots2711. Tall, very tall. Makes haysey look like a midget. Hamstrung by using a putter that looks like a VW engine block.

$25.00 - Mike. Not Mike in 2009, 2010, 2011 or 2012. Won’t be Mike in 2013 either.

$500 - Solarman. Bahahahahahahahahahaha. ($1.50 for the Naga award. $5.00 to not score a point.)

[Courty]

Hit the nail on the head, Tom.

[mike]

That's spot on.

[Courty]

Actually, I'll have a hungy on Haysey at $7.50. That's fantastic value!

[haysey]

****. Kiss of death much. Thanks a bunch.

[Courty]

[Courty]

1st post updated. Complain away!

[sms316]

What tee markers will be used for this event?

[haysey]

What's the stance on belly putters? Allowed?

[sms316]

Do squared matches go to the 19th?

[haysey]

Carts are allowed?

[sms316]

Non-matching shoe and belt combinations?

[mike]

Non-matching shoe and belt combinations?

I tried that at Millaa. Also had Mizuno iron covers on Cleveland irons. Neither tactic worked. Courty must have nerves of steel.

[haysey]

Zoolander style walk off if there's a tie?

[Courty]

Wankers

[haysey]

He was in the zone.

[mike]

He was in the zone.

hmm.

Not enough has been said about his approach on the 15th. That was special, you have to admit.

[Courty]

hmm. Not enough has been said about his approach on the 15th. That was special, you have to admit.

Which one was the 15th? Was that where my 1st tee shot vanished after hitting the tree?

[Tomson]

Do Biro's have a zone??

[mike]

I was 1 under after 5, finished the front 9 even par and ended up 3 or 4 over at the finish and still got done. I fkn give up.

[haysey]

I suspect the one where you drove the green. Lucky shot, Mike. It'll never happen again.

[mike]

No no no no no. The hole where he lost his tee shot, yanked his third long and left and then hit that stupidly impossible shot over the trees to a coupla feet from the pin. I was thinking I'd go one up with three to play. Allof a sudden I'm one down instead.

[Courty]

No no no no no. The hole where he lost his tee shot, yanked his third long and left and then hit that stupidly impossible shot over the trees to a coupla feet from the pin. I was thinking I'd go one up with three to play. All of a sudden I'm one down instead.

There's your problem right there... counting your chickens before they hatch.

[haysey]

Oh yeah. That one we both said was impossible. Massively lucky.