Random OT Dribble From The WA Champs

[sms316]

WAnkers have limited driving ability.

[dc68]

Agree with that. Uncle Jack is probably the most gaseous man I have known.

[simmsy]

Canuck won the fartoff on Friday night.

[Golfnut]

Canuck won the fartoff on Friday night.

And destroyed our chalet in the process....I felt sorry for Yoss & Zeus who had to sleep up in the attic, the air up there was thick.

[TourFit]

TommyG in the car talking to his missus on the mobile...to paraphrase,

"I played like sh*t today, hun. Terrible. No, I didn't win. I'm really sorry." Then from the depths of his tiredness he suddenly perked up "I won the drunk-off again though!"

Wonder if her level of joy at that little nugget would lead to him having to restrain her ?

[TourFit]

Nuffie planned to tie fishing wire to the worst fake snake EVER in the history of fake snakes, hide in the bushes and drag it across in front of the 18th green!

Success of this was dependent on a couple of things:

a) that dragging the snake by the fishing line didn't look like a 6yr old dragging a really fake toy by fishing line
b) not to be outdone by the REAL snake, the only sighting of the weekend (Shadesy not included), by the group including the guy who least wanted to see one
c) hiding in the left hand bushes would have been a must. Hiding in the right bushes would've led to him being killed by a shot from Lefty
d) that the entire group had individual IQ's lower than 65

He still thought his idea was genius.

Score: Earth 1 - Planet Nuffie 0

[bergsey]

How quickly would TommyG be banned if his Internet persona was the same as real life?

[TourFit]

Faster than if you called Yoss a bellend...