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    Default FNQ matchplay final Sat 27th; Haysey v Dcanto

    So.....

    1. haysey
    2. Dcanto
    3. Courty
    4. Mike (Pencil)
    5. Solarman (Biro)
    6. Donut
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    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    "Mike and the Lilliputians"


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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Are you in a band, mike?
    Banjos, washboards and spoons is not a band, unless you are playing in Mareeba.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    So just to keep some kind of track of this shambles...

    1. haysey
    2. Dcanto
    3. Courty
    4. Mike (Pencil)
    5. Solarman (Biro)
    6. Donut


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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    "Shep and the Pygmies"
    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    "Mike and the Lilliputians"
    I heard he was gonna go with Short Stack, but found it it was already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Ned won this yet?
    DC is still the favourite.


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    Most boringest thread ever.

    Dave, you suck!


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    I'm gonna paint that dome of yours blue on Saturday.

    Solarman wants to use you as a roll on deodorant.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    FFS, good on ya Beavis and Butthead. Haysey, you don't have much more hair than I do and as for Bob, given his recent waxing photos on facebook I think we have found FNQ's answer to Yoss.

    I'm just glad I am not going to be in the same car as you two on the drive up to Millaa. I can just picture it now - the two of you holding hands and singing show tunes all the way.

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    Dave, you're too nice mate. This thread needs some serious venom.

    I want to see one of you banned by Friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Dave, you're too nice mate. This thread needs some serious venom.

    I want to see one of you banned by Friday.
    I believe in the old saying of speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Besides, if I really wanted to piss haysey off all I would need to do is somehow accidentally on purpose let his missus know about the tracking app he installed on her Iphone.

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    Do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Do it.
    I should... and blame it on solarman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    I should... and blame it on solarman.
    It's an automatic blame for Solarman.

    Anyway he will be too busy crying about his new "cap" seeing as he and Haysey played Mareeba last Saturday.


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    Did Bob actually have a good round for a change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    Did Bob actually have a good round for a change?
    Haysey as well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NK View Post
    Haysey as well.
    The time away in Townsville together must have rekindled their relationship.

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    Finally


    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    I believe in the old saying of speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
    Careful, wouldn't want you to give yourself a hernia. You know how lifting weights isn't your strong point. Mind you, Mrs Dcanto was telling me your "big stick" ain't anywhere near as big as you make it out to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    Besides, if I really wanted to piss haysey off all I would need to do is somehow accidentally on purpose let his missus know about the tracking app he installed on her Iphone.
    Ha. Like she'd believe that anyway. Especially from an ex saints homo boy.


    Hope you're bringing your abacus. Hate to see you have to take your shoes off to keep track of the score when your down 6 and 5...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    the two of you holding hands and singing show tunes all the way.

    No show tunes. We spend our time discussing how it'll be accountants who are first against the wall when the revolution comes. Shortly followed by council employees, but you get the idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NK View Post
    Haysey as well.

    Did I win?


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    All I hear is blah blah blah... I'm a big show tune singing glazier lamo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Dave, you're too nice mate. This thread needs some serious venom.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dcanto View Post
    All I hear is blah blah blah... I'm a big show tune singing glazier lamo.

    *Sigh*. It's hard to stay fired up, Mike. When this is what I get to work with.




    If it was Courty there'd be 3 pages of biro and club chucking jokes in here by now. But Dave's just to damned nice


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    Give me a break haysey. After all, us accountants are not known for our witty repartee.

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    That senseofhumourectomy you blokes have really does work doesn't it.



    We could take the piss out of Courty instead. But that's a bit like shooting fish in a barrel these days.


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    Or we could take the piss out of Bob but he usually does that for us.
    Last edited by Dcanto; 23rd October 2012 at 06:33 AM.

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    You fellas are sharing an awful lot lately.............................



 

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