Championship Betting - OZgolf Champs & Gavin Simms Memorial Cup

[Tom Waterhouse]

Gavin Simms Memorial CupBusselton GC and The Links Kennedy Bay27^th and 28^th of October 2012$1.85 – DC68 – Perennial favourite. Only question mark is whether he can handle the travel.$4.50 – NK – NK playing off 10 is golf’s version of Black Caviar carrying 48 kilos.$7.00 – Marto65 – Finally discovered form. Might not be able to pull himself away from the mirror.$7.00 – Nuffiethegolfman – Always a threat… to a low marker’s Nutsac. SMS and Jack will have the Nuffster orgasming with their games and the Nuffster will be hanging on their balls like Tourfit on a doughnut. $8.00 – Jack – Flights over will cost him a fortune in baggage excess after taking over 4 sets of TaylorMades.$8.00 – SMS316 – Will be weighed down by the weight of expectation weight.$8.00 - Johnny Canuck – Previous winner is always a threat. Will be stealing a peak at the top of the leaderboard, similar to Rubin at the urinal beside SMS and DC. Heavy favourite for Friday skins money.$9.00 – IDgolfguy – A Thursday round at The Vines with Cosmo could tire him out. Hopefully, they’ll play some golf there as well.$9.00 – Veeman – Known for managing his cap and never allowing it to get to a level that he can’t handle, the wily Veeman is always lurking, like Rubin at a ghey bar.$10.00 – TWM – Odds will blowout greatly if paired with SMS while using his belly putter and graphite shafts.$10.00 – Bergsey – Has the swing, the cap and the looks. Will make the drive to Bunbury in 56 minutes without speeding. $12.00 – Simmsy – He could turn back Father Time and still be too old. The only way he could serve up two good rounds is if he got a bartending licence.$13.00 – Veefore – Can always putt, which makes him a threat. We’ll see how his back hold up after DC tries to get a piggyback from him. $14.00 – Shadesy – Since he has tried to get to single figures he has struggled to break 100. Odds of $1.01 that his ass will make an appearance before the first shot is hit on Friday.$14.00 - Jeffo - The other WAnker virgin, but not in the Rubin sense of the word, is bringing his deceptively large cranium down south for the all star weekend. Could crumble under pressure.$14.00 – Zuesgolf – The token Puerto Rican is a lock to chase Bunbury Shanks around town. That’s about it. Don’t get a speeding ticket with him in the car, he won’t help you out.$17.00 – Grumpy – Will struggle to recover from 6 hours on a plane with NK.$17.00 - MegaWatty - Red head. Nature's mistake. Odds on to be the leading moderator in the field.$21.00 – Hocko – if the odds were to finish the week with less clubs than you started, Hocko would be the strong favourite.$21.00 – Yossarian – A beautiful swing for a hacker is marred by and ugly putting stroke for an epileptic having a seizure. $21.00 - Golfnut – Will be amazed if the wife lets him out. Ghey 180m fades don’t win championships.$31.00 - Cosmopolite – A popular darkhorse. She’ll have a chance if she can mentally prepare herself to play off the whites. Hopefully the toilet facilities are adequate for her.$51.00 – Ashes – Another giant that can’t hit the ball more than 200m. Will be tired from the commute. His non- attendance overnight has spawned rumours of a relation to Golfnut.$101.00 – Rubin1909 – Likely to be bringing up the rear.Tommyg “odds suspended” due to lack of a handicap. Rumour is the committee won’t permit a cap of more than 10 as NK has already used up all the sandbags. [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[Tom Waterhouse]

OZgolf Championships.
Pelican Waters Golf Club.
1st and 2nd of September 2012.

$2.15 – DC68 – Overdue to win at Pelican.Won’t be burdened by staying sober this year.
$4.00 – Nudgee – Defending champion (albeit under controversial circumstances). Tough to beat.
$5.00 – NK – Captain Sandbags will again contend.
$6.00 – Oxy – Following the trend of handicap dodgers at the top lines of betting.
$7.00 – BrisVegas – Pelican is built for his power game.
$8.00 – SMS316 – A return to black tees on Sunday will suit him.
$10.00 – Timah! – Hopefully he can find a tighter shirt than last year.
$10.00 – Hux – If he can keep the shanks under control will contend.
$10.00 – BrisWesty – Goes under the radar. Actually he goes under most things.
$12.00 – AndyP – Keeps hiring mods to reduce his workload. Will be well prepared.
$12.00 – LeftyHoges – Red head. Nature’s mistake.
$12.00 – Tomson – The most highly fancied of the Cairns entrants. Not hard given his competition.
$12.00 – Titleist – Did SFA last year but mustimprove on that.
$15.00 – Daves – Experienced. Very very experienced.
$15.00 – Ferrins – Running at $1.50 to with draw and re-enter the event.
$15.00 – Iain – May have concerns about his fake tan wearing off.
$15.00 – Popper81 – Shown recent form. Might be using it all up too early though.
$19.00 – ShazzaRS – Unknown quantity. Never played a Champs sober before.
$19.00 – Flowergirl – Will be in bed at 8pmafter a nice warm glass of milk.
$19.00 – Goonie – Will be more concerned about his equipment.
$25.00 – Lucastro23 – We all know that South Africans are chokers.
$25.00 – Courty – Terrible record at Pelican. Can’t see anything changing this year.
$25.00 – Damoocow – Bigger chance of Jack Reed caddying for him.
$25.00 – PeterRS – Won’t beat Shazza or he will be in the dog house.
$25.00 – Lobsta – Will attempt a Champs/Coin against the wall double.
$33.00 – Jono – Will win the long driveand not much else.
$33.00 – Cosmopolite – Will be better for not travelling around the world in the week leading up.
$41.00 – Kev – Will be missing Bruce.
$51.00 – Xray – Has some impressive history at Pelican.
$51.00 – GC - Contender for the Blue Balls.
$101.00 – Johnny Boy – Will be thowing a leg over all week. No energy left for golf.
$501.00 – Shavey – Spud.

[Tom Waterhouse]

OZgolf Champs Exotic Bets

Amount of rain at Pelican Waters Golf Club for the 48 hours of Saturday 1/9 and Sunday 2/9.
0mm - $1001.00
1mm to 100mm - $51.00
101mm or more - $1.01


Blue Balls Award
$3.00 – Shavey
$5.00 – GC, XRay
$8.00 – NK, LeftyHoges, Flowergirl


NAGA (market closed)
$1.00 – Solarman


OZgolfer to win both OZgolf Champs and Gavin Simms Memorial Cup
$4.00 – DC68
$22.00 – Won’t happen
$22.00 – NK
$60.00 – SMS316
$201.00 – Cosmopolite


Combined total of DC68’s finishing position at OZgolf Champs and Gavin Simms Memorial Cup
$4.00 – 2
$10.00 – 3
$19.00 – 4 to 10
$101.00 – 11 or more.


OZgolf Champs being decided on a countback
$1.55 – Countback
$1.55 – No countback
$1.55 - CATW

[Captain Nemo]

OZgolf Championships.
Pelican Waters Golf Club.
1st and 2nd of September 2012.

$2.15 – DC68 – Overdue to win at Pelican.Won’t be burdened by staying sober this year.
$4.00 – Nudgee – Defending champion (albeit under controversial circumstances). Tough to beat.
$5.00 – NK – Captain Sandbags will again contend.
$6.00 – Oxy – Following the trend of handicap dodgers at the top lines of betting.
$7.00 – BrisVegas – Pelican is built for his power game.
$8.00 – SMS316 – A return to black tees on Sunday will suit him.
$10.00 – Timah! – Hopefully he can find a tighter shirt than last year.
$10.00 – Hux – If he can keep the shanks under control will contend.
$10.00 – BrisWesty – Goes under the radar. Actually he goes under most things.
$12.00 – AndyP – Keeps hiring mods to reduce his workload. Will be well prepared.
$12.00 – LeftyHoges – Red head. Nature’s mistake.
$12.00 – Tomson – The most highly fancied of the Cairns entrants. Not hard given his competition.
$12.00 – Titleist – Did SFA last year but must improve on that.
$15.00 – Daves – Experienced. Very very experienced.
$15.00 – Ferrins – Running at $1.50 to with draw and re-enter the event.
$15.00 – Iain – May have concerns about his fake tan wearing off.
$15.00 – Popper81 – Shown recent form. Might be using it all up too early though.
$19.00 – ShazzaRS – Unknown quantity. Never played a Champs sober before.
$19.00 – Flowergirl – Will be in bed at 8pmafter a nice warm glass of milk.
$19.00 – Goonie – Will be more concerned about his equipment.
$25.00 – Lucastro23 – We all know that South Africans are chokers.
$25.00 – Courty – Terrible record at Pelican. Can’t see anything changing this year.
$25.00 – Damoocow – Bigger chance of Jack Reed caddying for him.
$25.00 – PeterRS – Won’t beat Shazza or he will be in the dog house.
$25.00 – Lobsta – Will attempt a Champs/Coin against the wall double.
$33.00 – Jono – Will win the long driveand not much else.
$33.00 – Cosmopolite – Will be better for not travelling around the world in the week leading up.
$41.00 – Kev – Will be missing Bruce.
$51.00 – Xray – Has some impressive history at Pelican.
$51.00 – GC - Contender for the Blue Balls.
$101.00 – Johnny Boy – Will be thowing a leg over all week. No energy left for golf.
$501.00 – Shavey – Spud.

Way unders, i think ill shop around.
Just checked Betfair, they have me at $20's i'll be taking my hardearned elswhere, thanks Tom!
BTW, considering my b-i-l is related to you, how's about some overs.....!

[Captain Nemo]

OZgolfer to win both OZgolf Champs and Gavin Simms Memorial Cup
$4.00 – DC68
$22.00 – Won’t happen
$22.00 – NK
$60.00 – SMS316
$201.00 – Cosmopolite


OZgolf Champs being decided on a countback
$1.55 – Countback
$1.55 – No countback
$1.55 - CATW


Can i take this Multi $10 @ $34.10?

[popper81]

Some good value there Tom....

Shavey @ $501

and I will load up on none of the 'spuds' being able to take the double @ $22's, thanks

[Captain Nemo]

Is their a special "codeword" when we login to bet?

[LeftyHoges]

Can we get a market on DC vs the field please Tom?

And what's the blue balls again?

[dc68]

You idiot.

[dc68]

Not u lefty the wanker who poses as Mr Waterhouse.

[BrisVegas]

OZgolf Championships.
Pelican Waters Golf Club.
1st and 2nd of September 2012.

$501.00 – Shavey – Spud.

One of life's great mysteries. The spud played pretty good last time I saw him. Why such long odds in champs ?

Oh and me at $7? FFS, I've play 7 games since last champs. None of them were worth talking about either. I'm a real chance for NAGA. Not even sure where my clubs are....

[kev]

Who's Bruce?

[timah!]

Seem to be a lot shorter odds than previous years...

[BroKar]

Im sure i put my name down for this, happy to take 500's myself

[Captain Nemo]

Im sure i put my name down for this, happy to take 500's myself

Not likely going on your recent golflink scores, $8 at best!

[sms316]

Seem to be a lot shorter odds than previous years...

Smaller field I guess. Not that I have anything to do with this.

[Dotty]

Tom, are you holding off on Virge666's odds, because you don't know whether he is using the old faithfuls that he hits well, or the new pretty clubs that make him swear?

[Tom Waterhouse]

Tom, are you holding off on Virge666's odds, because you don't know whether he is using the old faithfuls that he hits well, or the new pretty clubs that make him swear?

Im sure i put my name down for this, happy to take 500's myself

Perhaps shavey might want to update the entrants list.

[LeftyHoges]

You idiot.

Not u lefty the wanker who poses as Mr Waterhouse.

Phew.

I nearly had to bust a cap in yo ass.

[rubin]

it will be interesting seeing the odds for GSM.

Although 'Nuckbet normally pays better.....

[KristianJ]

Any odds on the current NSW matchplay being completed by 2015?

[Tom Waterhouse]

Gavin Simms Memorial Cup
Busselton GC and The Links Kennedy Bay
27^th and 28^th of October 2012

$1.85 – DC68 – Perennial favourite. Only question mark is whether he can handle the travel.
$4.50 – NK – NK playing off 10 is golf’s version of Black Caviar carrying 48 kilos.
$7.00 – Marto65 – Finally discovered form. Might not be able to pull himself away from the mirror.
$7.00 – Nuffiethegolfman – Always a threat… to a low marker’s Nutsac. SMS and Jack will have the Nuffster orgasming with their games and the Nuffster will be hanging on their balls like Tourfit on a doughnut.
$8.00 – Jack – Flights over will cost him a fortune in baggage excess after taking over 4 sets of TaylorMades.
$8.00 – SMS316 – Will be weighed down by the weight of expectation weight.
$8.00 - Johnny Canuck – Previous winner is always a threat. Will be stealing a peak at the top of the leaderboard, similar to Rubin at the urinal beside SMS and DC. Heavy favourite for Friday skins money.
$9.00 – IDgolfguy – A Thursday round at The Vines with Cosmo could tire him out. Hopefully, they’ll play some golf there as well.
$9.00 – Veeman – Known for managing his cap and never allowing it to get to a level that he can’t handle, the wily Veeman is always lurking, like Rubin at a ghey bar.
$10.00 – TWM – Odds will blowout greatly if paired with SMS while using his belly putter and graphite shafts.
$10.00 – Bergsey – Has the swing, the cap and the looks. Will make the drive to Bunbury in 56 minutes without speeding.
$12.00 – Simmsy – He could turn back Father Time and still be too old. The only way he could serve up two good rounds is if he got a bartending licence.
$13.00 – Veefore – Can always putt, which makes him a threat. We’ll see how his back hold up after DC tries to get a piggyback from him.
$14.00 – Shadesy – Since he has tried to get to single figures he has struggled to break 100. Odds of $1.01 that his ass will make an appearance before the first shot is hit on Friday.
$14.00 – Zuesgolf – The token Puerto Rican is a lock to chase Bunbury Shanks around town. That’s about it. Don’t get a speeding ticket with him in the car, he won’t help you out.
$17.00 – Grumpy – Will struggle to recover from 6 hours on a plane with NK.
$21.00 – Hocko – if the odds were to finish the week with less clubs than you started, Hocko would be the strong favourite.
$21.00 – Yossarian – A beautiful swing for a hacker is marred by and ugly putting stroke for an epileptic having a seizure.
$21.00 - Golfnut – Will be amazed if the wife lets him out. Ghey 180m fades don’t win championships.
$31.00 - Cosmopolite – A popular darkhorse. She’ll have a chance if she can mentally prepare herself to play off the whites. Hopefully the toilet facilities are adequate for her.
$51.00 – Ashes – Another giant that can’t hit the ball more than 200m. Will be tired from the commute. His non- attendance overnight has spawned rumours of a relation to Golfnut.
$101.00 – Rubin1909 – Likely to be bringing up the rear.

Tommyg “odds suspended” due to lack of a handicap. Rumour is the committee won’t permit a cap of more than 10 as NK has already used up all the sandbags.

[rubin]

can i ask what its paying for me to finish anywhere but last.........

[Shadesy]

with 4 generations of Betting Experience, Tom surely has his finger on the pulse.

[Ashes]

Brave man paying $51 on a guy no one has seen play!