Championship Betting - OZgolf Champs & Gavin Simms Memorial Cup

[Tom Waterhouse]

Gavin Simms Memorial CupBusselton GC and The Links Kennedy Bay27^th and 28^th of October 2012$1.85 – DC68 – Perennial favourite. Only question mark is whether he can handle the travel.$4.50 – NK – NK playing off 10 is golf’s version of Black Caviar carrying 48 kilos.$7.00 – Marto65 – Finally discovered form. Might not be able to pull himself away from the mirror.$7.00 – Nuffiethegolfman – Always a threat… to a low marker’s Nutsac. SMS and Jack will have the Nuffster orgasming with their games and the Nuffster will be hanging on their balls like Tourfit on a doughnut. $8.00 – Jack – Flights over will cost him a fortune in baggage excess after taking over 4 sets of TaylorMades.$8.00 – SMS316 – Will be weighed down by the weight of expectation weight.$8.00 - Johnny Canuck – Previous winner is always a threat. Will be stealing a peak at the top of the leaderboard, similar to Rubin at the urinal beside SMS and DC. Heavy favourite for Friday skins money.$9.00 – IDgolfguy – A Thursday round at The Vines with Cosmo could tire him out. Hopefully, they’ll play some golf there as well.$9.00 – Veeman – Known for managing his cap and never allowing it to get to a level that he can’t handle, the wily Veeman is always lurking, like Rubin at a ghey bar.$10.00 – TWM – Odds will blowout greatly if paired with SMS while using his belly putter and graphite shafts.$10.00 – Bergsey – Has the swing, the cap and the looks. Will make the drive to Bunbury in 56 minutes without speeding. $12.00 – Simmsy – He could turn back Father Time and still be too old. The only way he could serve up two good rounds is if he got a bartending licence.$13.00 – Veefore – Can always putt, which makes him a threat. We’ll see how his back hold up after DC tries to get a piggyback from him. $14.00 – Shadesy – Since he has tried to get to single figures he has struggled to break 100. Odds of $1.01 that his ass will make an appearance before the first shot is hit on Friday.$14.00 - Jeffo - The other WAnker virgin, but not in the Rubin sense of the word, is bringing his deceptively large cranium down south for the all star weekend. Could crumble under pressure.$14.00 – Zuesgolf – The token Puerto Rican is a lock to chase Bunbury Shanks around town. That’s about it. Don’t get a speeding ticket with him in the car, he won’t help you out.$17.00 – Grumpy – Will struggle to recover from 6 hours on a plane with NK.$17.00 - MegaWatty - Red head. Nature's mistake. Odds on to be the leading moderator in the field.$21.00 – Hocko – if the odds were to finish the week with less clubs than you started, Hocko would be the strong favourite.$21.00 – Yossarian – A beautiful swing for a hacker is marred by and ugly putting stroke for an epileptic having a seizure. $21.00 - Golfnut – Will be amazed if the wife lets him out. Ghey 180m fades don’t win championships.$31.00 - Cosmopolite – A popular darkhorse. She’ll have a chance if she can mentally prepare herself to play off the whites. Hopefully the toilet facilities are adequate for her.$51.00 – Ashes – Another giant that can’t hit the ball more than 200m. Will be tired from the commute. His non- attendance overnight has spawned rumours of a relation to Golfnut.$101.00 – Rubin1909 – Likely to be bringing up the rear.Tommyg “odds suspended” due to lack of a handicap. Rumour is the committee won’t permit a cap of more than 10 as NK has already used up all the sandbags. [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[Golfnut]

Tommyg will have a cap for this.....accurate? Time will tell but at least the wheels are in motion.

[Golfnut]

with 4 generations of Betting Experience, Tom surely has his finger on the pulse.

....or up rubin's arse. Make sure you scrub those finger nails Canuck.

[rubin]

does Zeus have a 'cap?

[Johnny Canuck]

....or up rubin's arse. Make sure you scrub those finger nails Canuck.

Not me mate. I only have one solitary login. If I had done this, it would have been done through 'Nuckbet tm, complete with pictures.

[Shadesy]

Tommyg will have a cap for this.....accurate? Time will tell but at least the wheels are in motion.

You have got your Login Details.

I hadn't seen you post in the GS Memorial thread so figured you were Tourfitting...

Final Day is today to get your answer in, I'm holding a spot.

[rubin]

....or up rubin's arse. Make sure you scrub those finger nails Canuck.

no one is getting near my arse.

and i won't be the one wearing a hot pink belt and the naga shirt, smelling like strawberry's.

[Webster]

I hope you homos are going to stop this petty bickering well before I get there.

[Lobsta]

To whoever is posing as Tom Waterhouse, thanks. And, you're a prick. My girlfriend now thinks I'm some sort of weirdo after bursting out laughing several times while on the shitter.

Absolutely brilliant.

[Webster]

Why does Tom smile so much? Does he have something nestled in his back straight that feels rather jolly?

[Shadesy]

Why does Tom smile so much? Does he have something nestled in his back straight that feels rather jolly?

Gai?

[TheNuclearOne]

Best thread ever. I've never laughed so hard in here. These should be sticky's somewhere for posterity.

[Johnny Canuck]

Tom, can you put the odds in the first post of every page.

You really know the WA crew well.

[Yossarian]

I'm great with the flatstick.

[Peter]

Why does Tom smile so much? Does he have something nestled in his back straight that feels rather jolly?

I'm guessing being young and filthy rich probably has something to do with it.

[LeftyHoges]

Whoever is Tom Waterhouse has a great knowledge of everyone. I have my suspicions of who it is...

[AndyP]

Whoever is Tom Waterhouse has a great knowledge of everyone. I have my suspicions of who it is...

Nothing gets past you, Lefty.
http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php...l=1#post832802

[sms316]

Whoever is Tom Waterhouse has a great knowledge of everyone. I have my suspicions of who it is...

It's probably AndyP. Much along the same lines as how he manages to tailor the ads to everyone's personal habits.

[rubin]

'Peeping' Tom Waterhouse?

[Webster]

Gai?

Gai prefers the apprentice jockeys. Remind me to tell you the wombat story when I'm over for the champs.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Tom, can you put the odds in the first post of every page.

Done, and market updated to include BroKar and Virge666 at the OZgolf Champs.

You really know the WA crew well.

That's why I am the best in the business.

[dc68]

Shortest fave since the Aussie men's 4 x 100 relay. Also doomed to failure.

[Yossarian]

Tom,

Your ads suggest to me that you do not understand some of the basic fundamentals of the sports you offer odds on.

How do you remain successful despite your lack of sporting knowledge?

Yoss

[Tom Waterhouse]

Tom,

Your ads suggest to me that you do not understand some of the basic fundamentals of the sports you offer odds on.

How do you remain successful despite your lack of sporting knowledge?

Yoss

One day this old guy just turns up in a DeLorean and says that he is a distant relative (I don't see the family resemblance). He gives me this book and tells me to guard it with my life and says that it will make me a lot of money.

He also said something about a kid and a crazy inventor. I don't know what that was all about.

[rubin]

OZgolf Champs being decided on a countback
$1.55 – Countback
$1.55 – No countback
$1.55 - CATW

Tom,
In your professional opinion, Which champs are THE Ozgolf Champs?

[Tom Waterhouse]

Tom,
In your professional opinion, Which champs are THE Ozgolf Champs?

I really should vote in that poll.