Shanks by OZgolfers

[LeftyHoges]

Rumours abound of a thread creator shank on the weekend....

[sms316]

Rumours abound of a thread creator shank on the weekend....

A ****ing belter too. A pennant shank.

[goughy]

Did you win the hole?

[sms316]

Did you win the hole?

No. I won the match.

[Hatchman]

Was it used as a tactic to mess with his head?

[sms316]

Was it used as a tactic to mess with his head?

It was on the back nine and I was three up at the time. I giggled. Lots.

[Hatchman]

It was on the back nine and I was three up at the time. I giggled. Lots.

There's a fair chance he got worried at your giggling about it

[3Puttpete]

Bump. Bump.

[Lagerlover]

Doesn't count if you didnt see

[Hatchman]

Bump. Bump.

Only 2?
Good day then?

[Lagerlover]

First ones for the year!!Just happen to be consecutive and both went in the piss!

[3Puttpete]

First ones for the year!!Just happen to be consecutive and both went in the piss!

All square up 17. Both got drives away.

Although mine was in the middle and he was a bit right. 2nd shot when the pressure was on...

[mrbluu]

All square up 17. Both got drives away.

Although mine was in the middle and he was a bit right. 2nd shot when the pressure was on...

So he wasn't try to hit u??

[Lagerlover]

So he wasn't try to hit u??

He was close to getting one.

[mrbluu]

He was close to getting one.

Did u miscue that one too??

[3Puttpete]

So he wasn't try to hit u??

No but there were another couple of blokes in another group who are unaware of their near-death experiences

[mrbluu]

No but there were another couple of blokes in another group who are unaware of their near-death experiences

Yeah but he likes them better than u!!!

[Daves]

No but there were another couple of blokes in another group who are unaware of their near-death experiences

I gather we almost had a death at a funeral?

[Hatchman]

I had one headed straight at me on 18 today from a playing partner on 18. I moved, it hit my bag and stopped him going in the trap. Helped him win C grade by a shot.

[LeftyHoges]

Eventful day today. I'm in here too.

[Johnny Canuck]

Eventful day today. I'm in here too.

Getting ready for Meadows.

[simmsy]

for those that aren't sure what Canuck is on about:

[Johnny Canuck]

for those that aren't sure what Canuck is on about:

Outstanding.

[LeftyHoges]

for those that aren't sure what Canuck is on about:

That diagram is missing a few things. Firstly, it doesn't display the beautiful banana arc the shank had. The 20m of cut on it was a thing of beauty.

It also doesn't display the brand new ball I pulled out and dunked into the piss on the reload. That caused a much deeper shade of red mist.

You also didn't extend it to the 9th tee where it continued and caused me to semi-top / gut my 5 wood which (and I just can't remember) either skimmed off the lake and ran up onto the fairway, or just carried and pitched into the hill on the other side. After that I was happy as a clam.

[3Puttpete]

for those that aren't sure what Canuck is on about:

Oooh misty