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    Quote Originally Posted by popper81 View Post
    DC, you can only blame yourself. Juju! Refer to you post at 10.20pm on Facebook for reasons why.
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    Watched the old man have one yesterday.

    SMS316 is right, they are funny.

    Did get warned that I'm never too old for a clip round the ears when I laughed though.

    I love old bugger speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    Watched the old man have one yesterday.

    SMS316 is right, they are funny.

    Did get warned that I'm never too old for a clip round the ears when I laughed though.

    I love old bugger speak.
    Don't be so cheeky, you young whipper snapper...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Haystacks View Post
    Don't be so cheeky, you young whipper snapper...
    Sorry...



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    There's a rumour of a fit of shermans in Perth today??

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    Wow... So this is what this thread looks like.
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Wow... So this is what this thread looks like.
    Welcome Shadesy.

    Staying long? If so, I can offer you a nice, cool glass of ginger beer or lemonade...
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    Okay, so played the scramble on the weekend.

    Used the PX shaft that Kev sent and Perci glued for me, for the first time. Got it off the tee really well, but irons..... WTF!!

    How can I have the same set up.. nice and square, put the same swing and be in the same headspace, yet get it so completely wrong?

    If I had the business downstairs, I'd cut them all in eight pieces, then take up calisthenics!
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    It was a beautiful shank for Shades. Shame I was watching some grass instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post

    Welcome Shadesy.

    Staying long? If so, I can offer you a nice, cool glass of ginger beer or lemonade...
    Surely there are stronger things in here.

    Lovely 7, that I decided to hit lower whilst I was over it... Went low alright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadesy View Post
    Surely there are stronger things in here.

    Lovely 7, that I decided to hit lower whilst I was over it... Went low alright.
    Only the terminal cases get the stronger stuff.

    Shavey, DC and LagerLover drink it all before we can get to it.
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    A little advise for Shanksey Shadesy.

    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oncewasagolfer View Post
    It's turning into the shankuda triangle.
    Got my own one of these. On the 5th tee at Stonecutters. Every 5 or 6 rounds. Only here. Never anywhere else.

    No idea why. Shot goes something like this-:




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    Hi everyone.


    My names Rubin, and I'm a shanker.

    13 on vines ellenbrook, shank a 5i into some nice looking solar panels on someone's roof from the tee.
    long and soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubin View Post
    Hi everyone. My names Rubin, and I'm a shanker. 13 on vines ellenbrook, shank a 5i into some nice looking solar panels on someone's roof from the tee.
    Not sure admitting it is any step to a cure though mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfnut View Post
    Not sure admitting it is any step to a cure though mate
    It was only one. But I want to absolve my sins before my next round.
    long and soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubin View Post
    Hi everyone. My names Rubin, and I'm a shanker. 13 on vines ellenbrook, shank a 5i into some nice looking solar panels on someone's roof from the tee.
    Started up top and finished in the back door no doubt.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubin View Post
    Hi everyone.


    My names Rubin, and I'm a shanker.

    13 on vines ellenbrook, shank a 5i into some nice looking solar panels on someone's roof from the tee.
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    Oh dear.....
    I'm back.

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    Feeling your pain Rubes,

    Two shanks on Saturday, that makes 3 weekends in a row that I have had two shanks....

    They are funny (as SMS always says) but only when someone else is having them. If this continues I may take LarryLong's title off him at the Vic champs...






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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    Feeling your pain Rubes,

    Two shanks on Saturday, that makes 3 weekends in a row that I have had two shanks....

    They are funny (as SMS always says) but only when someone else is having them. If this continues I may take LarryLong's title off him at the Vic champs...
    the worst thing was I started my downswing, and in my head I screamed "SHANK" - hence the result. I still think it was funny, the bloke who's Solar Panel i broke probably wouldn't think so though.
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    blame it on the dodgy swingweights Rubin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    blame it on the dodgy swingweights Rubin..
    This was user error. I would have shanked it with a sledgehammer
    long and soft

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    Bump...nearly wore one today.
    Why exactly do I need to answer to you?





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    I blame the onion grass.


 

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