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  1. 22nd December 2012 09:46 PM #251
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    Default Shanks by OZgolfers

    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    Birdie 1 birdie 2 par 3 .... 145 out on 4 side hill lie, thinking cut a little 7 iron in.... Zoot!!! El Hosel... Heading for the piss hits a tree, comes out to middle of the fairway. On green 2 putts 5 a 1 have 37 points. Good for runner up.
    The holes must be bigger in Qld.



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  2. 22nd December 2012 11:38 PM #252
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    Negative Yank. The hangovers are smaller though.
    I'm back.
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  3. 23rd December 2012 04:42 AM #253
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    Played camden lakeside with GolfWhang on Friday. Parred the first 2 holes then had a 8 iron into a left pin on the par 3 3rd, and straight off the the right it goes.....at least now when it happens I have a pretty good idea of why and can fix it, didn't have one for the rest of the round.

    Not sure if this belongs in this thread but over the last 4months after changing my chipping, I've been having some "shank" like shots that come off the toe of the club. I don't consider these shanks as they don't come off the hosel, but they definitely feel like sheit!!!
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  4. 23rd December 2012 07:35 AM #254
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    Certain people around these parts call anything that's not dead straight a shank Mr. Bluu.....

    It's a lot harder for us, the workers, to find time to work on our game.
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  5. 23rd December 2012 09:32 AM #255
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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Pffft. Doesn't count, still made par.
    Maybe so, it still came out of the hosel...

    What about the 8th then?
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  6. 23rd December 2012 12:28 PM #256
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    Chrisogigolo shank count - 1 after 3.
    Forum needs more banter.
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  7. 23rd December 2012 01:00 PM #257
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Chrisogigolo shank count - 1 after 3.
    2 thru 7.
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  8. 23rd December 2012 03:30 PM #258
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    Welcome Grunt.
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  9. 23rd December 2012 03:42 PM #259
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    2 thru 7.
    And a massive one on the last.
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  10. 23rd December 2012 05:16 PM #260
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    The holes must be bigger in Qld.
    Karma the whore is not from Qld.
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  11. 23rd December 2012 05:19 PM #261
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  12. 23rd December 2012 07:18 PM #262
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    Dotty counts everything not on the middle mower run as a shank

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  13. 23rd December 2012 10:07 PM #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Chrisogigolo shank count - 1 after 3.
    The one on the 18th was the best.......






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    The only shot that can be classed as a shank is one that comes out of the hosel.

    Anything else is just a sh!t shot not a shank, end of story.
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  15. 27th December 2012 08:38 AM #265
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    Not an Ozgolfer, but one of the guys I played with yesterday (no homo) had a vey bad case.
    By hole 9 his total count was 19 and although he didnt find it amuzing, I couldnt help but laugh as it got even worse on the back 9....

    To quote SMS "shanks are always funny"






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  16. 27th December 2012 01:59 PM #266
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    Hit six of the pricks in a row on the practice range pre game....

    thank santa, not one on the course
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  17. 28th December 2012 09:33 AM #267
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    Shanks are funny. While chrisogigolo keeps his impact looking like this, he will provide years of humour.

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  18. 28th December 2012 09:42 AM #268
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    Nice pic, shows how a socket turns the clubface. Was that taken in Canberra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    Nice pic, shows how a socket turns the clubface. Was that taken in Canberra?
    Third shot into the par 5 16th at Gungahlin Lakes, ACT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    Nice pic, shows how a socket turns the clubface. Was that taken in Canberra?
    Yes Ray. 16th at Gungahlin.
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  21. 28th December 2012 12:02 PM #271
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    That's a gay looking beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    That's a gay looking beer.
    XXXX Summer. Pro homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    That's a gay looking beer.
    It matched SMS's shorts...






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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta65 View Post
    It matched SMS's culottes...
    FTFY.
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    Lager. 1 hole. 1 shank.





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