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View Poll Results: Are shanks funny?

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  1. 14th January 2017 09:26 PM #1626
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    Have to post today . Hit drive through the fairway on the 2nd. Went do a 9 iron over the trees to the green. 45 degrees right down next to the 17th tee. Flopped a SW over the tree to bogey the hole to save my half
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  2. 23rd January 2017 01:48 PM #1627
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    Hi a terrific shank the other day on the 12th at Virginia, straight in to a car parked where it should be completely safe. Funny what you can do when you completely ease off a wedge and the your hands get well in front with the hosel haha.
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  3. 23rd January 2017 02:19 PM #1628
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    Not an OZgolfer but a playing partner had an awesome 75° hosel on Saturday, THROUGH pine trees and into the piss.

    I laughed.
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  4. 23rd January 2017 05:20 PM #1629
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    4 iron off number 1 tee 45 degrees right , 330m hole still had 330 left with the next , oh was a fanny as well , why play safe on a hole I don't get a shot on , did get a 5 for 1 though
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  5. 6th February 2017 11:19 AM #1630
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    Hit two yesterday in a teams event so it doesn't count, thank god..
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  6. 6th February 2017 08:19 PM #1631
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    Did anyone else see the one that Ian Poulter hit over in Dubai at the weekend?

    https://thegolfnewsnet.com/golfnewsn...lassic-102829/
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  7. 6th February 2017 08:42 PM #1632
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Hit two yesterday in a teams event so it doesn't count, thank god..
    Was 3PP standing 45 deg right? Deliberate?
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  8. 6th February 2017 08:46 PM #1633
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    Quote Originally Posted by wazamac View Post
    Was 3PP standing 45 deg right? Deliberate?
    I was put in a position where I had to try and save the team and just go for it.

    A guy on the other tee told me while we were waiting for the ambulance, that he heard my "fore", but thought there's no way I could be calling out to his group.
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  9. 6th February 2017 09:15 PM #1634
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    Only one thing funnier than a shank. Watching people cold top a driver 10 meters into the piss. Now that's a laugh.
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  10. 7th February 2017 11:35 AM #1635
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    Hahaha..

    Yep, it was almost as pathetic as watching you creep around in the background under your new username..
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  11. 7th February 2017 12:40 PM #1636
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Hahaha..

    Yep, it was almost as pathetic as watching you creep around in the background under your new username..
    Bam!

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  12. 7th February 2017 01:12 PM #1637
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Hahaha..Yep, it was almost as pathetic as watching you creep around in the background under your new username..
    12 hours to think of that. Almost as impressive as that drive. Wasnt creeping anywhere. I was the one laughing. Maybe you should give up golf again or at least find someone else to blame like last time you had a hissy fit.I only came to sell some shit. Have done that now so they can ban me again. Pissing you off was an added bonus.
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  13. 20th February 2017 10:18 AM #1638
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    Ouch.
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  14. 20th February 2017 10:39 AM #1639
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Ouch.
    Did you poke yourself in the eye with your middle finger trying to scratch your eyebrow?
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  15. 20th February 2017 12:04 PM #1640
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    Least of my worries daves..
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  16. 4th March 2017 01:13 PM #1641
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    Too many to detail. I believe the phrase is "I have the shanks"
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  17. 4th March 2017 02:02 PM #1642
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    Too many to detail. I believe the phrase is "I have the shanks"
    Always best to talk about this sort of thing with others, get it off your chest.Where would you like to start?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Always best to talk about this sort of thing with others, get it off your chest.Where would you like to start?
    Launceston Airport.
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  19. 4th March 2017 02:08 PM #1644
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    This is serious Dotty. If told right it well may be one of those classic moments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    Always best to talk about this sort of thing with others, get it off your chest.Where would you like to start?
    I've moved on
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  21. 4th March 2017 02:26 PM #1646
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    Launceston Airport.
    Yes please
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    Bump
    Mine on 2, or Pete's driver on 13?
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    Mine was the toe on a open face so far from your glory

    The 7th was special for you as well




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    Quote Originally Posted by peter_rs View Post
    Mine was the toe on a open face so far from your gloryThe 7th was special for you as well
    Shank on 7? Nope
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