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    Hey folks,

    Some of you know me, some of you don't. I'm a particularly overweight 1 marker from Canberra who is looking to move to Brisbane in early 2009 all things being equal.

    Dunno which club I will join (but that is a topic for later), but have heard good things about Keperra.

    Cheers,
    sms

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    Hi SMS.

    Becoming a Qlder will make your stay on the forums all the more pleasant.
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    I thought you might pop up somewhere SMS

    Welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    Hi SMS.

    Becoming a Qlder will make your stay on the forums all the more pleasant.
    don't play with this Courty though ...... uses gay titleists
    no really he does

    you have to find out where you're going to be in QLD though.
    this coming from a melbournian.
    what would i know?
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    Welcome to the forums, and welcome to QLD in the near future!

    Cheers

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    Hey sms welcome dude

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    Oh shit....who left the door open?
    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    That's why you get so many allowances... You are left handed AND fat.

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    is that you and the mrs in the avater?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toolish View Post
    is that you and the mrs in the avater?
    Afraid not. That is the delightfull Mel from the XXXX Angels (as seen on the XXXX Gold ads). I won a comp through Foxtel for the Angels to host a BBQ for me and 10 mates. Free food and grog + scantily clad hot women = one hell of a BBQ.


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    Dirty old perv.

    Oh, and welcome.

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    Dont think i would have invited any mates. Would rather keep them all to myself
    Welcome sms

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    yeah forgot to mention, welcome to the party
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Afraid not. That is the delightfull Mel from the XXXX Angels (as seen on the XXXX Gold ads). I won a comp through Foxtel for the Angels to host a BBQ for me and 10 mates. Free food and grog + scantily clad hot women = one hell of a BBQ.

    Nice work...don't get XXXX gold ads here, but looks like they have a good recruitment office.

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    pity it isn't the missus sms. You weren't lying about being a fat **** though, were you

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    Didn't you get barred from TPF ?



    Welcome, you're a lefty aren't you ? or do I have you confused with someone else you kicked my tyres a few years ago through ISG ?

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    sms is that really you?

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    There's no Pub here. This place is like one big Cafe.

    Why can we only see the head of the XXXX Angel? Surely it's the least interesting part?!
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottt View Post
    You weren't lying about being a fat **** though, were you
    I hear from TPF that he is a "cracker" of a bloke too
    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    That's why you get so many allowances... You are left handed AND fat.

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    I'll behave. And yes Jack, it's really me. Have you let those crackers off yet?

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    He tried, but they didnt work
    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    That's why you get so many allowances... You are left handed AND fat.

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    Why is it referred to as TPF?

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    Tempting to guess. I can think of a couple of words that start with P that fit quite nicely.

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    P = Porn

    Maybe the mystical Top 10 threads had something to do with this perception?
    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    That's why you get so many allowances... You are left handed AND fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyongyang View Post
    P = Porn
    I thought it was P = Poofters

    not that there's anything wrong with that
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Porn is bad.
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.


 

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