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  1. 12th June 2014 05:28 PM #726
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    Hi Gareth,

    I assume you are talking about soccer.Play golf I want the sport that is soccer to die a quick and painful death so the less people the watch it the sooner it will happen in this great nation of ours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Hi Gareth,

    I assume you are talking about soccer.Play golf I want the sport that is soccer to die a quick and painful death so the less people the watch it the sooner it will happen in this great nation of ours.
    I had a feeling you'd say that
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    Yoss, why are some infractions marked with yellow flags and others with red flags?
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    Jack,

    I'm not sure, and I think if I started a thread to find out AndyP would probably blow a gasket.
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    Yoss,

    Would a blown gasket be worth a yellow flag or red flag?
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    Yoss,

    What rates higher on your giveashitometer - soccer or women's golf?
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  7. 20th June 2014 03:29 PM #732
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Yoss,

    Would a blown gasket be worth a yellow flag or red flag?
    I imagine an orange.

    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Yoss,

    What rates higher on your giveashitometer - soccer or women's golf?
    That is a genuinely tough question. Probably women's golf. No offence ladies, men's golf doesn't do a lot for me either.

    Soccer fans take as much offence as you want, you follow a shit game that should make any right thinking person feel sick.
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    Yoss should you have left the safety of the supermarket.
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    I look forward to this answer

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    Yoss, whatever happened to that Hocko bloke? He seemed like a nice fella but hasn't been around here in ages?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Yoss should you have left the safety of the supermarket.
    No, you aren't good in general society as you are too witty and good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webster View Post
    Yoss, whatever happened to that Hocko bloke? He seemed like a nice fella but hasn't been around here in ages?
    Bump for Yoss.



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    Why’d jack change names?
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    Yoss, why is it when you whistle at a girl (or a guy) it’s a cat call, but when you whistle at cats they don’t respond like dogs do?
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    Yoss, why is it that when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
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  16. 11th February 2019 03:44 PM #741
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    Yoss, why is it that when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
    What are you on aboot?



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  17. 11th February 2019 03:52 PM #742
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    Yoss, Pro V1, or TM TPX?
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    Yoss, why do we press harder on the remote when we know the battery if going flat?
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  19. 11th February 2019 09:25 PM #744
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webster View Post
    Yoss, whatever happened to that Hocko bloke? He seemed like a nice fella but hasn't been around here in ages?
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    Bump for Yoss.
    It pains me to say I don't know, but I don't know.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    Why’d jack change names?
    Chicks dig mystery.

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Nemo View Post
    Yoss, why is it when you whistle at a girl (or a guy) it’s a cat call, but when you whistle at cats they don’t respond like dogs do?
    Do girls and or guys respond like dogs when you whistle at them?

    Quote Originally Posted by LeftyHoges View Post
    Yoss, why is it that when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
    Because we must never be apart.

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    Yoss, Pro V1, or TM TPX?
    I don't golf and when I do I use Wilson Ultras.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNuclearOne View Post
    Yoss, why do we press harder on the remote when we know the battery if going flat?
    An astute observation of what is surely almost a universal human behaviour. Probably because we have no bananas to put in the flux capacitor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    It pains me to say I don't know, but I don't know.
    Perhaps you need to use a more methodical approach to your research



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    Perhaps?
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